This Week's Guest: Kurt Cobain's Shotgun

"I mean, after a first week like the one we saw this year, it's really anybody's tournament. Still, you'd have to be an idiot to go with anyone other than Kansas over Maryland (though that three-pointer at the buzzer was OUT of HAND). After that, I'm going out on a limb by saying Villanova takes Miami, Sooners top Aggies (go Spengler!), and Duke crushes Oregon. For Friday, I gotta say it's Cavs over Cyclones in a walk. Sentimentally, I like Wisconsin against Notre Dame, but there was something about that squeaker one-point victory that tells me the Irish still have some fight in them. Syracuse and Gonzaga, who gives a shit, right? (Just kidding: Go 'Zags!) And last but not least, the best team in the NCAA right now (thanks to my man Joel Berry), UNC will trounce Indiana and go all the way to championship, 'cause the sky is Tar Heel blue, y'all! First things first, though... can't wait for that Elite Eight!"