News Feb 8, 2012 at 4:00 am

Revenge of the Jocks

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Obama whacked Osama and won the superbowl for NYC!

who da man in this land?
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Then, when Romney is the only Candidate left standing, THEN....
is when we Atheists and clever, imaginative Gays launch our full-fledged attack and expose' of Mormon Mitt Romney's FETISH UNDERWEAR;
special Mormon Fetish Clothing required to be worn by each and every Mormon adult underneath all other clothing at all times, including underneath their regular underwear like the rest of us wear...
"Fetish: 1. an object regarded as having magical power". The Random House College Dictionary.
Look it up in Wikipedia; we the rest of the world aren't supposed to know about this, Mormon Fetish Clothing wearers are supposed to try and keep it secret {even while wearing it, and while laundering it!}, for fear we'll {oh no!} laugh at them.....

REAL good campaign Talking Point I'd say!
{After all, Candidate Bill Clinton was brazenly asked about his underwear choices.....}
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threee!!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
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That's been his jobs plan since he ran against Kennedy?
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Calling that bomb-throwing lunatic a "nerd" is an insult to nerds. He's not a nerd - he's just an asshole. The only people who think he's an "intellectual" are other unlikable pricks who identify with him; he's famously "a stupid person's idea of what a thoughtful person sounds like."
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You have to go to high school. Newt didn't have to enter the bloodsport that is GOP politics.
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If life experience teaches you anything of these adolescent archetypes, it's that nerds can be every bit the homophobic, misogynistic, lying, bullying, hypocritical assholes the proverbial captain of the football team can. Just because there's a familiar pecking order here doesn't mean either of these candidates are near the bottom of it.
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I will immediately, unashamedly, and enthusiastically vote for anyone who I actually believe will build us a moon base.

That is like, priority issue number one in my book. No lie. Unfortunately, everyone who has promised it or similar things has been a lying dickhead, which is really disheartening since it is a thing we absolutely could do if we weren't so preoccupied with calling each other mean names and fighting wars for petty piles of nonrenewable resources.

Anyway, fuck Newt with a belt sander for trying to exploit my hopes and dreams. He deserves every nurple that Mitt gives him.
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@101 I believe Newt is technically a dork. As my nerd friends have told me, nerds are cool, dorks are interested in nerdy stuff, but are generally jerks and don't get along with others . . . wait. If I have nerd friends, does that make me a nerd!? I've gotta remember to try to eat lunch with the cool kids today.
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The Republican Geek Poster Boy Is?

http://www.facebook.com/georgewbush

seems he refers to himself in the third person or is this a hijacked book that is against FB rules.

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