" or the fantasy of masturbating in a bathtub filled with Richard Conlin's tears."
That was the funniest and finest "in summation" to any article, in the world, from 1953 to the present. Dear God that was funny.
Hilarious article, and thank you Cienna for enduring this indoor gathering for us all! If the city gave out Vitamin D supplements and creative concert tickets I bet that would help more than meetings in boring conference rooms. :-)
(That said, the Happiness Iniative that's local here in Seattle does have a fun online survey that many might find helpful. Just take it while sipping coffee inside on a semi-cloudy day.)
In fact, could the Stranger partner with a weather agency of some sort to create a new app that automatically schedules meetings/indoor arts events when the weather is perfectly gray? This is a serious problem in Seattle this time of year.
The wide misunderstanding of the definition of the word "ironic" is taken, but what the fuck does THIS mean?
That was the funniest and finest "in summation" to any article, in the world, from 1953 to the present. Dear God that was funny.
(That said, the Happiness Iniative that's local here in Seattle does have a fun online survey that many might find helpful. Just take it while sipping coffee inside on a semi-cloudy day.)
In fact, could the Stranger partner with a weather agency of some sort to create a new app that automatically schedules meetings/indoor arts events when the weather is perfectly gray? This is a serious problem in Seattle this time of year.