steven weissman

Please stop snorting, gagging, coughing, and spitting out your mucus where people walk. What impels you to spit your bodily fluids while you pump gas? Does it give you a thrill when the next person who pumps gas has to step in or around your mucus? What is it about shopping, or the movies, or restaurants that causes you to hawk up disgusting wads of yuck upon exit? Do you realize that people and children and animals have to trudge through your little mountains of goo? Worse, whatever disgusting disease you have can be transported by people's shoes into their homes, where babies might be crawling on the floor, or pets, or grandma may have fallen. This is one of the ways that fun diseases like tuberculosis are spread. Please, loogie hawkers, if you're sick, go to the hospital, otherwise use a fucking tissue like a civilized person.

—Anonymous