Seattle's Sexiest 2010!

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Only 8? I want more. I would take some colon hydrotherapy from the Tummy Temptress.

jenc01 on February 10, 2010 at 11:46 AM

I think these are the sexiest Sexiests you've ever had. Kudos.

on February 10, 2010 at 12:01 PM

Yeah, and it's weird that you have to infer what they are the sexiest of from the bio, as opposed to it being stated above their pictures or something...

Callie on February 10, 2010 at 12:29 PM

i sexied all over my sheets this morning

derrickito on February 10, 2010 at 12:39 PM

Callie, you raise a good point. I blame our slideshow software, which is third party and somewhat unintuitive. I have fixed the problem.

Grant Brissey, Emeritus on February 10, 2010 at 12:40 PM

Them's the brakes Callie!

on February 10, 2010 at 12:51 PM

That doctor is gorgeous! Makes me want to change my diet.

Why only eight this year? And no sexiest musician?

on February 10, 2010 at 1:19 PM

So this competition was closed to men right? I assume such given the twinks that seemed to have won.

Cato the Younger Younger on February 10, 2010 at 1:19 PM

no this is total bullshit

on February 10, 2010 at 1:33 PM

@6 Give me a break!

Callie on February 10, 2010 at 1:51 PM

@6 Give me a break!

Callie on February 10, 2010 at 1:54 PM

When did Rickie Martin move to Seattle?

on February 10, 2010 at 3:02 PM

Even behind the beer bottle I can tell that Clay from the DnD group is gorgeous. And my heart sank a little when I read that the librarian is gay.

Towanda on February 10, 2010 at 3:22 PM

Has anybody noticed yet that Lisa (Seattle's sexiest physician) and Gabriel (Seattle's sexiest personal trainer/stripper) are featured together - naked - on the cover of this month's JUST CAUSE Magazine http://www.justcausemag.com ?

More info, and more photos of both them are on my blog -- http://www.silentcolor.com/blog.

Pmatt on February 10, 2010 at 3:25 PM

I feel bad for straight women based on this. If that stripper dude ain't gay, then I'm a monkey's uncle. Watch out for stubble on those fresh-shaved abs of his.

At least us hetero dudes got a couple images to add to the ol' spank-bank, but I think the gay guys scored the most on this collection.

Spiffy D on February 10, 2010 at 3:38 PM

The gays did get all the goods this year. Those are two fine looking homos.

qwerty on February 10, 2010 at 4:16 PM

How do single girls who want to play D&D get a hold of any of the D&D singles? The Orc barbarian is cute like Paul Bunyan.

Mallory on February 10, 2010 at 4:20 PM

Seriously?? Gabriel is NOT straight...nor is he a nice person...this is a pretty lacking group of Seattle's sexiest in general!

Really?Really?? on February 10, 2010 at 4:43 PM

Photo credit fail on #7. Check the Flickr Pool. Just sayin.

Brendan T on February 10, 2010 at 6:20 PM

Yeah, though the photo for #7 is a good one, I didn't take it :)

doublegrr on February 10, 2010 at 7:21 PM

So few...

gloomy gus on February 10, 2010 at 7:21 PM

The judging on this is less honest than Olympic figure skating. Picking a few losers from Capital Hill every year does not verify that you are cool Stranger staff. Readers should get to vote on this crap. Every year it sucks, and to have an obvious tie to Just Cause magazine. Is there anything the Stranger advocates that isn't tied to some current or future advertiser? Such a bunch of lame hippycrits.

on February 10, 2010 at 7:31 PM

Straight guys got nuthin on this one. I'd like to see "a top 20 rundown of the hottest women on Pine Street at any given moment" contest.

JesseJB on February 10, 2010 at 7:33 PM

You guys forgot Will in Seattle! Sexy is in the mind...

Randy Beaver on February 10, 2010 at 8:38 PM

wow, there are actually attractive, non-obese, non-goth women who play dnd?

on February 10, 2010 at 9:53 PM

ithingy on February 10, 2010 at 10:54 PM

Where are all the real men?

Thane on February 11, 2010 at 12:23 AM

Can someone please put burlesque to rest already?

piojin on February 11, 2010 at 2:00 AM

@25 only ironically . . . and drunk

on February 11, 2010 at 6:36 AM

@28 thank you.

JesseJB on February 11, 2010 at 6:44 AM

@22 -- if there was an actual tie to JUST CAUSE magazine, I would hope The Stranger would mention the magazine, or at least the magazine would mention The Stranger.

What happened was that I found two of the sexiest people in Seattle (who happen to be my friends) to model for the cover of our sex issue. During the shoot we were talking about The Stranger contest, and we thought it would be fun to submit both of them, and they both were sexy enough to get chosen (my photo of Lisa, and a photo of Gabriel that somebody else submitted). The Stranger did not know anything about the JUST CAUSE cover, and still doesn't, unless they are reading these comments.

Pmatt on February 11, 2010 at 7:52 AM

If you want to get in touch with the D&D singles, ladies, just put an I saw U in the Stranger, and I'll make sure they find it!!

lubdub on February 11, 2010 at 8:18 AM

lisa...wow!

on February 11, 2010 at 9:01 AM

sexy is the new stupid. pry yourselves from your own laps... there's a whole world out there that you can't experience through your nads.

on February 11, 2010 at 10:14 AM

sexy is the new stupid. pry yourselves from your own laps... there is a whole world out there that you can't experience thru your nads.

on February 11, 2010 at 10:16 AM

@19 and 20: This has been remedied.

Grant Brissey, Emeritus on February 11, 2010 at 11:31 AM

@31, that's quite a coincidence. @28, agreed, long overdue.

on February 11, 2010 at 11:37 AM

wow. im not sure why im so surprised that the comments are full of complaining idiots.

the burlesque performer is beyond beautiful. to call her sexy is an understatment.

on February 11, 2010 at 4:39 PM

This is weak. Burlesque and tattooed baristas are so last decade. Strippers/personal trainers should be disqualified as ringers. Where are the real people, the meter maids and delivery men?

Curmudgeon on February 11, 2010 at 5:10 PM

I'm all for having a sexiest list that isn't from a shitty mag like maxim, but this is the best seattle has? these are good looking peeps, but not the best. don't kid yourself stranger

on February 11, 2010 at 8:15 PM

Seriously! I hate the last two years of 'seattles sexiest'. Totally not enough different categories. And DnD group? I think there's only ONE sexy, so it's not really a 'sexiest' is it? Only eight? Is your job of picking hot people out of a photo pool REALLY THAT HARD?

on February 11, 2010 at 8:23 PM

Not one, rugged, au naturale straight looking dude? Not one chick with big tits? Dungeons and Dragons?

I hate Seattle.

on February 12, 2010 at 1:03 AM

"Not one, rugged, au naturale straight looking dude?"

i did enter this one but apparently he wasn't beardy enough.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/edgardiazro…

on February 12, 2010 at 7:09 AM

"Not one, rugged, au naturale straight looking dude?"

I did enter this one but apparently he's not beardy enough, plus he's wearing a shirt and is on the teevee.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/edgardiazro…

edgardiazrocks on February 12, 2010 at 7:13 AM

... and not very sexy

Jenny from the Block on February 12, 2010 at 4:30 PM

Real librarians don't judge the literary choices of strangers. Dick.

Rotten666 on February 12, 2010 at 4:34 PM

I'm sorry, but naturopaths are not physicians. They are not doctors regardless of what the piece of paper you got at Bastyr says.

on February 12, 2010 at 5:44 PM

if these people are truly Seattle's sexiest it's time to GTFO of town

on February 12, 2010 at 7:36 PM

Ya'll are sexy indeed, but there are ssssssssssso many more of you sexy little eye-candies out and about in this fantastic city! So here's to all of you sexy Mofos!!!!

on February 12, 2010 at 10:37 PM

Celebration of sexual amorphism.

Sexy may be in the mind, but they are PICTURES.

How about a lumberjack trying cutting his wrist while trying to numb the pain to get through Jane Eyre.

(Actually, after being forced Jane Austin, I kind of liked out it started. You know, real people with REAL problems. Yet about two thirds of the way through, my eyes and ears started to bleed.)

former tri-state on February 13, 2010 at 12:06 AM

I take that back, these are better than last year. A much better diversity.

former tri-state on February 13, 2010 at 12:09 AM

These hipster dickbags look the same every year you run this bullshit article. Get the fuck off of Capitol Hill and go meet some real people.

on February 13, 2010 at 12:42 AM

I wasn't wild about this group.

First, a lot of these are people whose profession is to be beautiful. That's too easy. I want sexy waiters, sexy nurses, sexy truckers, sexy DMV workers, sexy accountants.

A burlesque dancer? Everybody already knows she's sexy, so what's the point?

@46 is right. That's awfully snide of the librarian.

The trainer -- I have it from somebody who's met him that he doesn't actually work out himself. Not practicing what you preach is pretty bad form. Again, he's another person whose job is to be beautiful. I'd be more interested in somebody who worked at a serious gym.

drizzle89 on February 13, 2010 at 6:21 AM

@46 and @53: taste and judgment exist. get over it.

on February 13, 2010 at 8:54 AM

Either I'm totally leotarded, or the slide show is missing. I can't see the hotness!

seattlebikeguy on February 14, 2010 at 7:30 AM

For goodness sake, I hope that Dr. Lisa hasn't gone to the dark side.

Irish10 on February 14, 2010 at 11:09 AM

The sexiest people of 2010 are gay burlesque dancers... again? You are surprised by this? The redundant toxic sarcasm of this rag is perpetuated by old gay curmudgeons.

MKULTRA on February 14, 2010 at 12:59 PM

Hmmm... ok, so tattoos are sexy this week? I forget. Next week tattoos are uncool again, right, then the week after, they're cool again? It's confusing, all these silly trends.

Oh wait, it's not confusing at all... tattoos are never sexy, they're always trashy. Ok, check.

Urgutha Forka on February 14, 2010 at 9:58 PM

The librarian comes across as a total shitbag: "Saying no is my pleasure center." Yeah, and kicking snide little fucks in the head is mine.

And burlesque? Please. Does anyone REALLY like burlesque? It's just an excuse for fat chicks to dress in silly skimpy costumess. No fucking thanks.

on February 15, 2010 at 12:51 AM

@15&16: so the gays get a 22-year-old twink salad-maker and some 28-year-old dick librarian hipster who still reads comic books...and we got the goods? I'm with #27; these are no goods. We'd like some real men, please.

tornadoZ on February 15, 2010 at 10:38 AM

@54 they sure do, but a librarian is supposed to be a reading advocate for all people. Being a reading advocate means not making judgments on people's literary choices, be they Tolstoy or Palin. By being a judgmental prick, he is betraying the most sacred value of his profession.

Comprende?

Rotten666 on February 15, 2010 at 9:04 PM

C'mon.

Where's sexiest plumber trying to figure out the Kelvinator? Sexiest guy workin' utilities in a cherry picker? Sexiest fireman recruit checking the hydrant? Sexiest female Episcopalian priest? BTW, Ray Bradbury wants to smack that "librarian" like a Roman soldier.

on February 16, 2010 at 1:18 PM

next year stranger, let your readers choose from the photos entered.

coda on February 16, 2010 at 3:21 PM

totally blew it on the D & D group (seems a little "look aren't we funny and irreverent!?") AND the sexiest barista...sexy...really?

on February 17, 2010 at 4:37 PM

...and, i'm sorry, but i have to ask...

is the stranger a gay weekly now? the evidence supporting that seems to keep building. especially with this new "sexiest" list. it's pretty gay slanted, save the ULTRA LAME D&D thing, and the random, hot, non-physician.

on February 17, 2010 at 5:08 PM

Lisa the physician looks like Kristen Bell. Which is a good thing.

Zebes on February 18, 2010 at 1:05 AM

I beg to differ on the sexiest D&D group, but then again mine wasn't exactly on the "list..." Oh well, we know in our pretty little nerd hearts that we are the sexiest. /morale

Bourbon on February 18, 2010 at 9:45 AM

not one sexy person in the bunch - try try again stranger staff.

on February 18, 2010 at 8:19 PM

I'm with #52 - does the Stranger staff even realize there's a Seattle beyond Capitol Hill? Come on. How about a little variety? The tattoed barista is about as hackneyed as you can get. And how about a straight guy or two? Sheesh.

Compass Rose on February 19, 2010 at 3:50 PM

Learn how to use a fucking razor please, boys of Seattle. This joke facial hair isn't funny anymore. If you're not a bear, a father, or a metalhead and you have a fucking beard then your face is doing it wrong.

on February 20, 2010 at 1:32 AM

3rd/4th editon is decidely not sexy. True sex can only be found in 0E and 1st edition. And possibly GURPS.

AK Rob on March 22, 2010 at 4:03 PM

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