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1
uhm, repeat?
Posted by jns on October 31, 2011 at 9:07 AM · Report this
evilvolus 2
SHIT. Drunk Perry acts far too much like Drunk Evilvolus for my taste.
Posted by evilvolus on October 31, 2011 at 9:08 AM · Report this
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That's the first time I actually enjoyed listening to him talk.
Posted by tacomagirl on October 31, 2011 at 9:11 AM · Report this
MacCrocodile 4
@2 - Drunk Rick Perry is not nearly as shouty as Drunk Evilvolus. Still, I wouldn't let him near anything sharp, either.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on October 31, 2011 at 9:21 AM · Report this
Vince 5
We know he doesn't have a conscience so he's not drinking to forget. See Todd Willingham for that.
Posted by Vince on October 31, 2011 at 9:28 AM · Report this
cosby 6
His inane pitch for money is still better than all stand-up comedy.
Posted by cosby http://www.myspace.com/cosbyshownights on October 31, 2011 at 9:32 AM · Report this
Matt from Denver 7
Alright, Fnarf. This is better proof that this clown isn't ready for prime time.
Posted by Matt from Denver on October 31, 2011 at 9:36 AM · Report this
8
Comedy gold!
Posted by sall on October 31, 2011 at 9:48 AM · Report this
9
In the UK they have very strict libel rules so newspapers rarely accuse someone of being drunk, instead they call them "tired and emotional". I just love that phrase, and perhaps he is just tired and emotional.
Posted by ohthetrees on October 31, 2011 at 10:00 AM · Report this
10
Half a trillion! That is over $4,300 per household if you assume 115,000,000 households in the US.
Posted by Lorenwb on October 31, 2011 at 11:29 AM · Report this
balderdash 11
There are many stereotypes about Texans, but "drunk" is actually, surprisingly, not one of them. What the fuck are you even talking about, Schmader?
Posted by balderdash http://introverse.blogspot.com on October 31, 2011 at 12:54 PM · Report this
12
The down fall of Jet Rink is what he's talk'n about, @ 11. this guy looks more fucked than that.
Posted by sall on October 31, 2011 at 2:13 PM · Report this
stirwise 13
@11 I believe Texas is the home of the drive-through liquor store, and doesn't have any laws against driving with an open container of alcohol. Drunken Texans is a stereotype I run across pretty frequently.
I mean, not as much as drunken Wisconsinites, but still pretty frequent.
Posted by stirwise on October 31, 2011 at 8:14 PM · Report this
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@stirwise you are thinking of Louisiana, I think. Texas actually has pretty restrictive alcohol laws (blue laws, as they are called), put in place as part of the prohibition movement and never repealed due to pressure from the restaurant/bar industry. For the sake of correctness only, it doesn't really matter.

Anyway, drunk Rick Perry! hahaha!
Posted by ohnoezmahbeeeeer on October 31, 2011 at 10:14 PM · Report this
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I kept thinking of Michael Scott (Steve Carell) from "The Office".
Posted by lookitsaustin on November 1, 2011 at 7:03 AM · Report this

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