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I hope they decide to post Teenage Dream online somewhere!!!
Posted by SeattleSeven on November 22, 2011 at 7:33 PM · Report this
Baxter 2
@1 ME TOO!!
Posted by Baxter on November 22, 2011 at 7:49 PM · Report this
treacle 3
Aye, TD was the clear winner. So good! And hopeful.

I really thought Don't Call Me Missy would take best Kink, it was real! The other two were staged. Knife *did* get the best audience reaction though, obvious high squick factor.

Congrats to all!
Posted by treacle on November 22, 2011 at 8:03 PM · Report this
I'm surprised Six Feet Under didn't make it into the top 2 for Best Sex.
Posted by Falcon on November 22, 2011 at 8:14 PM · Report this
I'm just pleased not to have to look at that woman's crotch in the ads every time I open slog. Just sayin'.
Posted by Dod on November 22, 2011 at 9:33 PM · Report this
If Teenage Dream was online I'd watch it over and over! So freakin' hot!!!
Posted by Teenage Dreamer on November 22, 2011 at 9:56 PM · Report this
Hell yeah for Teenage Dream. It was a shoo-in.
Posted by zobot on November 22, 2011 at 10:05 PM · Report this
Michael of the Green 8
@5 I'm in total agreement. That was soooo NSFW, and I had to scroll the slog so carefully. I don't know what to suggest for the future, and I will surely attend some day, but I'd sure love not to have to get so confronted with women's orifices so frequently when I'm mostly interested in Seattle politics. I know, it's an apt ad. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by Michael of the Green on November 22, 2011 at 10:40 PM · Report this
I'm wondering if you intentionally know the full irony behind using the spoof of the Palme d'Or.

In French, the H at the beginning of a word is silent, so that sounds exactly like....

Palm Dump.
Posted by gromm on November 22, 2011 at 10:51 PM · Report this
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 10
I boycotted Hump Day because the judges neglected the poignant yet touching "Russian Nurse Sex Treatment".

Hailed as the best Russo-Realist example of Russian Nursing pornography, it makes a mockery of everything else in the genre.

Well, here it its entirety!…

Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on November 23, 2011 at 12:25 AM · Report this
Kudos to each and everyone of the ballsy, sex+ beautiful horndogs that submitted films. YOU RULE. So hard. And think now, about HUMP 2012!!!
Posted by Kelly O on November 23, 2011 at 12:30 AM · Report this
rob! 12
So... wish in one hand, et cetera, @9? That would be sadly relevant to my desire to see the winning films.
Posted by rob! on November 23, 2011 at 12:30 AM · Report this
@12 - Go to the screenings!! The beauty of HUMP! is seeing the films in a real theater. This isn't X-Tube... No internet-solo viewings allowed
Posted by Kelly O on November 23, 2011 at 12:34 AM · Report this
@10 - Enter next year! There weren't *any* Russo-Realist films submitted. Maybe YOU should make one?
Posted by Kelly O on November 23, 2011 at 12:40 AM · Report this
jenniferjane 15
I totally wish I could remember which films were which... I lost my pencil during knife I got so squirmy. Glad it won, though.
Posted by jenniferjane on November 23, 2011 at 12:42 AM · Report this
Okay, not to disparage anyone, but I'm slightly disappointed in the Best Sex category. I really liked "Night of the Giving Head" and "Killscreen" for it, they were the leading contenders in a sadly short list this year of films that got me hot in the pants. Sure, my preference is hetero, but I've also voted for gay films in past years, as I try to vote for what feels like great actual porn, something I might actually want to masturbate to. And in both "Head" and "Killscreen", you could really see the actors enjoying the fuck out of themselves.

And @3 - I voted "Missy" for Best Kink as well. They were clearly having a great time, and the power play dynamic and outright physicality were much more interesting to me than the tense tease "Knife" ended up being.

But above all, I've gotta give much respect to the writing this year. On top of the delightful homage to Heinlein that was "Go Fuck Yourself" and the uproariously hilarious "Mythical Proportions", there were several standout films that carried a solid story with a beginning, middle and end.

Here's hoping next year I finally manage to put together the classic three act masterpiece I've been dying to make. So let's see, that's oral, vaginal and anal, right?
Posted by Roger Erect on November 23, 2011 at 3:12 AM · Report this
billrm 17
Some of us don't have the opportunity to attend HUMP!. Please consider finding a way to make all the entries available online in the future.
Perhaps you could put up a paywall for the screenings and then allow those who pay to vote as well. I'd be glad to pay a reasonable amount.
Posted by billrm on November 23, 2011 at 7:09 AM · Report this
That's not going to happen billrm.

That's the whole point of HUMP™
Posted by Doot on November 23, 2011 at 7:22 AM · Report this
@17: that's the point, that you can be a porn star for a weekend, not the rest of your life. If they were offered online for any reason, they would be duplicated and spread around to all sorts of places that the filmmakers and actors never intended. Think of it as Zen porn. They destroy the disc after the last screening. You'll just have to find a way to come to Seattle or Portland next year.
Posted by Squirly on November 23, 2011 at 7:25 AM · Report this
@17,19 BUT! Some entries (usually ones with no nudity, and/or animated films) do end up online. If you search for them by name on Youtube, you can usually find some- Like one of my favorites from a few years back, Le Petite Mort.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on November 23, 2011 at 8:45 AM · Report this
12000 viewers of Hump, myself included, X $23USD = $276,000 not including the alcohol sales. Dan and Co, have yourself a nice money maker. I'm sure renting out the theater space isn't cheap but you still have a sizable chunk of cash left over.

Posted by apres_moi on November 23, 2011 at 8:46 AM · Report this
ShannonBrazil 22
Hurray! I fully agree!

Re: apres moi post...

Yes, and I wish some of that cash could go to developing a space for all HUMP! entries who want to go public. It'd be great to not have to hunt for them all over Youtube.

Looking forward to next year's crop. xo

Posted by ShannonBrazil on November 23, 2011 at 10:33 AM · Report this

Now wait just a second here... You're telling me this wasn't a charity event?!?!?! I'm shocked, SHOCKED!
Posted by SeattleSeven on November 23, 2011 at 10:43 AM · Report this
@21 don't forget to subtract the $5000 prize money!

Posted by Doot on November 23, 2011 at 11:18 AM · Report this
Kevin_BGFH 25
Please, please, please take HUMP on the road to the Castro Theatre in San Francisco. It will sell out. We're a very pro-sex city.
Posted by Kevin_BGFH on November 23, 2011 at 11:44 AM · Report this
Callie 26
Which one was Mythical Proportions??? I totally can't remember.
Posted by Callie on November 23, 2011 at 12:45 PM · Report this
@25, you are? I had not heard that before. Thank you!
Posted by gloomy gus on November 23, 2011 at 12:47 PM · Report this
@26 the Centaur fetish fantasy
Posted by apres_moi on November 23, 2011 at 12:58 PM · Report this
I don't have a clear recollection of "Music for Two Humans", but I loved "Go Fuck Yourself," and found "Night of the Giving Head" surprisingly hot.

I wish they had cheap little programs at these things. I kept my ballot and didn't vote, just so I could have it as a souvenir to remember each of the films, since they're not profiled anywhere on Slog.

Also, I want a category for "Best Technical Achievement in Porn." I would have given it to "The Miller's Daughter" this year, I think.
Posted by Sacrelicious on November 23, 2011 at 1:03 PM · Report this
As for the best Kink, Knife is definitely up there with "Lauren Likes Candy", which was from Hump 3.
Posted by apres_moi on November 23, 2011 at 1:04 PM · Report this
The Miller's Daughter was incredible. It was done very beautifully and definitely deserves it's own award. It basically was the adult version of story's children's story.
Posted by apres_moi on November 23, 2011 at 1:10 PM · Report this
@30 I have yet to see anything that tops the infamous anal hooks. Burning a smiley face into the head of a man's cock with a cigarillo comes in a close second.
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on November 23, 2011 at 1:33 PM · Report this
Callie 33
@28 Oh, duh. That's the one I voted for. Thanks.
Posted by Callie on November 23, 2011 at 2:09 PM · Report this
So, where can I see "Teenage Dream"?

Otherwise what is the point of even telling people about this??
Posted by Mattyx on November 23, 2011 at 5:00 PM · Report this
ShannonBrazil 35
Teenage Dream People, we need to see your film again! What if we all pitch in for rights to the song??? Only 22,000 of us would need to contribute and then you could keep the prize money. xxxooo
Posted by ShannonBrazil on November 24, 2011 at 9:22 AM · Report this
totally rigged contest. I'd really like to see if the makers of Teenage Dream REALLY got the rights to use that song?? i don't think so. scam.
Posted by wheresthemoneygodan? on November 25, 2011 at 10:52 AM · Report this
I've scoured the interwebs for Teenage Dream...please please please post it! Put little censors over the tackle. Whatever you have to do - just post it! PUHLEEZE
Posted by stoermy on November 25, 2011 at 11:17 PM · Report this
Congrats to the winners but I am disappointed Krutch didn't win. So many levels of meaning. I can't stop thinking about it. Moved me. Clever and thoughtful. So appreciated seeing it.
Posted by danielsavage on November 21, 2012 at 6:56 PM · Report this
danielsavage: This article is for winners from the 2011 Festival.
Posted by none given on November 27, 2012 at 12:02 PM · Report this

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