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Three things:
1) So someone who disagrees with your alcohol-addled, drug-fueled "opinion" about music is "stupid"? Ok, got it. Are you going to be getting your bigboy pants any day now, Grant? We can only hope. I don't think this paper has ever had a music editor who knew less about music than you. You're barely qualified to read the damn thing.
2) This band is fucking god awful. Smashing a guitar (that wasn't even played, mind you) does not make you a rockstar. Being allergic to melody does not make you a rockstar. And no, being a drug addict does not make you a rock star. It's pretension and gimmick at the highest levels. No substance and No style. Which brings me to:
3) If these guys spent half the time they spend finding and taking drugs on actually learning how to play instruments and discovering what an actual song sounds like, they would be better off. Oh wow! You know how to tweak some knobs! you must be so "artistic". Leave it to Seattle to praise unbridled shit.
1) So someone who disagrees with your alcohol-addled, drug-fueled "opinion" about music is "stupid"? Ok, got it. Are you going to be getting your bigboy pants any day now, Grant? We can only hope. I don't think this paper has ever had a music editor who knew less about music than you. You're barely qualified to read the damn thing.
2) This band is fucking god awful. Smashing a guitar (that wasn't even played, mind you) does not make you a rockstar. Being allergic to melody does not make you a rockstar. And no, being a drug addict does not make you a rock star. It's pretension and gimmick at the highest levels. No substance and No style. Which brings me to:
3) If these guys spent half the time they spend finding and taking drugs on actually learning how to play instruments and discovering what an actual song sounds like, they would be better off. Oh wow! You know how to tweak some knobs! you must be so "artistic". Leave it to Seattle to praise unbridled shit.
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Sounds like 'Last Rights'-era Skinny Puppy. Granted this is just one track but it isn't exactly original.
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@6 I agree, I'm just taking issue with your statement that no one save for the 5 most extreme music nerds on earth would know what to call this when it's already been done (and described) decades ago.
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1, bigboy pants. Exactly. Grant needs bigboy pants. So that he can write about bigboy music and bigboy bands.
Are you wearing your bigboy pants when you talk shit anonymously on blogs?
Tip for you #1: take up ballooning, or ice fishing, or waltzing. Or do a puzzle, alone in a room, far far away from sound, and people. You'll have more fun.
Are you wearing your bigboy pants when you talk shit anonymously on blogs?
Tip for you #1: take up ballooning, or ice fishing, or waltzing. Or do a puzzle, alone in a room, far far away from sound, and people. You'll have more fun.
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@4 Sophmoric and pendantic as always, Grant. But what else can you expect from a drug-addicted, alcoholic who should legally be declared retarted? Seriously, get to rehab, and a treadmill while you're at it, tubby. Call me old fashioned, but it really isn't impressive to see a "band" stand on stage circle-jerking each other making noise that can only be described as the Dying Cat Parade. Imagine a "musician" who actually knows how to play an instrument? And a "rockstar" who actually PLAYS a guitar before smashing it? Oh you kids and your lack of taste!
@11 That would mean a whole lot more if it weren't coming from aging emo-loser never-was "musician" who can't even keep a fucking steady beat and looks like he is 85. You got a serious case of mangina face there, Trent. Are you still using The Stranger as your own personal livejournal, talking about the time you "almost" killed yourself? Still living inside PSmoove's colon along with Bryce Brown and the rest of them? Try acting your age for once, Bright Eyes.
@11 That would mean a whole lot more if it weren't coming from aging emo-loser never-was "musician" who can't even keep a fucking steady beat and looks like he is 85. You got a serious case of mangina face there, Trent. Are you still using The Stranger as your own personal livejournal, talking about the time you "almost" killed yourself? Still living inside PSmoove's colon along with Bryce Brown and the rest of them? Try acting your age for once, Bright Eyes.
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At this point, I'd like to announce the debut of my new band Dying Cat Parade. We come from Brooklyn , it took us about 2 years to get out here because we walked but we're the hottest sound in Williamsburg, and Seattle will eat this right up.. did I say we were mentioned in VICE?
At this point, I'd like to announce the debut of my new band Dying Cat Parade. We come from Brooklyn , it took us about 2 years to get out here because we walked but we're the hottest sound in Williamsburg, and Seattle will eat this right up.. did I say we were mentioned in VICE?
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#13 - if you're going to try and cut someone down, at least check your spelling. It makes you look really stupid and defeats your point. Taking misguided shots at people like you're in 6th grade makes you look even more stupid. Grant, Trent, and Crypts suck so bad, but you stalk them and know all about them. First thing in the morning and there you are. You have no idea how fucking pathetic you are, which is the best part. You've lost at life, but you do know that. That's why you're so pissed off.
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did I not get the memo that declared opinions from people who are alcohol-addled and/or drug-fueled are never to be taken seriously? is this why people post anonymously? so that we may never follow them back to their own projects or writings and declare them unfit because of presumed deviant pedophilia? man, the future is stupid.
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at first I thought this might be gang-related, but now it kinda reminds me of brainiac
what a tease!
what a tease!
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