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The Best of Mis-sung Lyrics, Pet Edition
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my roommate frequently sings this to our cat, stella:
This hand is your hand
This hand is my hand
It needs to pet me
And meet my demands.
From my little whiskers
To my big round be-e-lly:
This hand was made for petting me.
:( we are pretty cool.
This hand is your hand
This hand is my hand
It needs to pet me
And meet my demands.
From my little whiskers
To my big round be-e-lly:
This hand was made for petting me.
:( we are pretty cool.
4
I think we probably sing 2-3 new songs to/about our cats every week, and I've never even really thought about it before.
5
When I want the dog to get off the bed I sing "Get down, girl, go 'head get down" ala Kanye's Gold Digger, as sampled by Girl Talk, and we taught her to put her paws up when we sing All The Single Doggies.
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I make them want it
I like to tease them
they want to eat it
I never let them
I know what dogs like
I know what dogs want
I know what dogs like
Dogs like, dogs like meat
I like to tease them
they want to eat it
I never let them
I know what dogs like
I know what dogs want
I know what dogs like
Dogs like, dogs like meat
9
I'd be lying if I said a version of Don Henley's "All She Wants To Do Is Dance" that incorporates lyrics on the high cost of prescription pet food hadn't been in rotation. It's way out of my register, and was put a stop too.
10
I didn't know other people did this!!!! My favorite is our parody of Pink Floyd's "The Wall," which highlights our collie's obsession with the squirrels... "We don't need no little Star girl. We don't need no squirrel control. No barking-spasms in the sun room. Star girl leave those squirrels alone. Hey! Star girl. Leave those squirrels alone..."
11
I wrote an original composition about my dog. It's called "The Trixie Song".
Everyone who's heard it (namely, my wife and kids) loves it.
Everyone who's heard it (namely, my wife and kids) loves it.
12
My roomie and I Rock box this one about our cats:
What would you do if your cat was at home
Meowing all alone on the kitchen floor
Cuz he's hungry
And you forgot to feed him and he's
all alone and he's really really hungry
And you're gone at work
He's alone now
He's smoking nip now
He needs you right meow.
Thank you, City High
So for you this is just a good time
But for cats this is what they call life.
Meow, meow.
What would you do if your cat was at home
Meowing all alone on the kitchen floor
Cuz he's hungry
And you forgot to feed him and he's
all alone and he's really really hungry
And you're gone at work
He's alone now
He's smoking nip now
He needs you right meow.
Thank you, City High
So for you this is just a good time
But for cats this is what they call life.
Meow, meow.
14
Led Zeppelin's "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp" is about Robert Plant's dog, Strider- " Tell your friends all around the world, . Ain't no companion like a blue eyed merle."
15
I have a Dog named Gary, pretty much every song with the word "Baby" in it gets changed to Gary. Such as Kiss' "I was made for loving you Gary, you were made for loving me", another classic is "Sweet Gary Pie" One of my all time favorites though, is the lyrics we changed from the Apple bottom Jeans song
"Gary doesn't wear pants and he's got lots of furrr" "He licks the floor, his legs are short, Gary's low low low low low low low low"
"Gary doesn't wear pants and he's got lots of furrr" "He licks the floor, his legs are short, Gary's low low low low low low low low"
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The songs about Ping are all originals, and they invariably involve her going to the store, which is apparently her favorite hobby. But Ping is a thirteen-year-old basenji/pit bull mix, and she is almost completely deaf. There's no way she could handle a trip to the store on her own. :(
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Um, I really need to thank the Stranger for this reporting on a vital part of basically every one of our days. I wish I could remember all the song lyrics we have changed to make them about our doggies Tater and Filbert. Favorite recent re-imaging: "Tater's Got a Gun". What did his daddy do, indeed.
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Did George actually fall asleep during the screening? Did you put Milk Duds up his nose while he slept?
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I sing to my lovely feline friend:
"I kissed a cat and I liked it,
The taste of his chicken cat food,
I kissed a cat just to try it,
Hope it don't put my boyfriend in a bad mood..."
"I kissed a cat and I liked it,
The taste of his chicken cat food,
I kissed a cat just to try it,
Hope it don't put my boyfriend in a bad mood..."
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