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Planned Parenthood Exposed!
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Um... aren't people hooked on sex to begin with? I was under the impression that hormones kinda dictate how much sex you want. Actually that is true and what these guys are saying is anti-science propaganda and no matter how much rational evidence you present them they'll continue to believe their narrow anti-logic points of view because they're idiots! There's my rant for the day.
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Jealous! I've been a Planned Parenthood patient for years and was never offered a penis lollipop. Some people have all the luck...
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"They are obsessed with sex!" Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
I love how they claim that Planned Parenthood teaches kids about masturbation - 'cause you know they would never figure it out on their own.
I love how they claim that Planned Parenthood teaches kids about masturbation - 'cause you know they would never figure it out on their own.
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So many layers of absolute wrong. It's a wrongapalooza, just a few wrongs short of a wrongpocolypse.
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Because if we don't tell teenagers about S-E-X, then they'll never wanna stick it in. Simple, right?
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What is this "sex" you guys keep talking about? I think I should try it. With reckless abandon, if possible.
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Man, I missed out during my high school years in the 80s. All we got was a cartoon where Captain Condom defeats heinous villians like Sy Phillis and Gonny Rhea.
Of course, my 12th grade health teacher did bring in a dildo to show us how to put a condom on. Granted, half the girls in the class had babies by then, and could have used that informtion a lot sooner.
Of course, my 12th grade health teacher did bring in a dildo to show us how to put a condom on. Granted, half the girls in the class had babies by then, and could have used that informtion a lot sooner.
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I've always loved conspiracy theories and the people who concoct them. Especially when the results are as hilarious as this routine. He should be doing stand-up.
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WTF America? ? ?
He should have a look at the website of the dutch organisation for sexual health, I'm not even sure I'm allowed to link to it here, ah well, don't get lulled into a falls sense of that's not that bad by the cheesy 60's look of the website, the organisation is also a relic of the 60's which includes a very graphic assortment of pictures: http://www.nvsh.nl/english/index.htm (nsfw)
He should have a look at the website of the dutch organisation for sexual health, I'm not even sure I'm allowed to link to it here, ah well, don't get lulled into a falls sense of that's not that bad by the cheesy 60's look of the website, the organisation is also a relic of the 60's which includes a very graphic assortment of pictures: http://www.nvsh.nl/english/index.htm (nsfw)
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It's true! I never even thought of sex or masturbated until I stole a free condom from a PP outreach kiosk when I was fourteen. And it's been downhill ever since. My life has been one crazy sex binge after another. I even got married to fulfill my addiction. Sigh. The first one is always free.
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"vagina fruit roll u--" :35 seconds in. That's as much as I could take, surprised it was that much.
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I'd never heard of sex or masturbation until an under cover Planned Parenthood worker pulled me into an alley and stuck a pussy pop in my mouth. Suddenly I was overcome with sexual desire. I still haven't recovered. I'm just glad it was a pussy pop not a penis pop. It would be a shame if they'd made me a gay sexoholic instead of a straight sexoholic. At least I can get married if I want.
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Initially I read that as "This American Life dares to tell the truth" and had a few moments of TOTAL AND COMPLETE CONFUSION as I started watching the video. Sigh.
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It really makes me wonder if they truly think that not talking about sex or teaching kids about sex will mean the kids never think about it, never feel sexual desire, or worst of all (apparently, according to the video), sexual PLEASURE! Omigod, Planned Parenthood teaches teenagers about the existence of orgasms and the location of the clitoris! The horror, the horror!
*eyeroll*
*eyeroll*
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This can't be for real? This has to by some sort of comedy/parody.
I am getting a very nasty sweet tooth after hearing and seeing all of those sex shaped sweets and cakes and other goodies.
I am getting a very nasty sweet tooth after hearing and seeing all of those sex shaped sweets and cakes and other goodies.
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I'm pretty sure I was a sex addict before Planned Parenthood ever existed.
sgt_doom, League of Dirty Old Men (est. 1864)
sgt_doom, League of Dirty Old Men (est. 1864)
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How come on the gay kinds get fisting kits?!?!!!??? WAAA!!!! That's not fair!
Also, I must say the young gay guy does look like he's with someone a wee bit older. Sheesh! Is this PP or NAMBL?
Also, I must say the young gay guy does look like he's with someone a wee bit older. Sheesh! Is this PP or NAMBL?
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I was never much interested in genital cupcakes or lollipops. The idea of eating something made to look like a dong just bothers me a bit, as a straight dude. And vulva cupcakes, well...well, let's just say I like to try and get inside my GF's head during sex, and the idea of using the pointy parts of my mouth on lady parts just makes me cringe.
Man, and my sex ed classes weren't fun like that. We spent 53 minutes a day in a 4th-floor classroom desperately trying to avert our eyes from the large photographs of STD-stricken genitalia that covered most of the walls. Frankly, that's how sex ed should be; teach everyone how to be safe, and put the fear of God into them about STDs.
Man, and my sex ed classes weren't fun like that. We spent 53 minutes a day in a 4th-floor classroom desperately trying to avert our eyes from the large photographs of STD-stricken genitalia that covered most of the walls. Frankly, that's how sex ed should be; teach everyone how to be safe, and put the fear of God into them about STDs.
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I'd love this awesome group of REALISTIC folks to help me speak to someone who posted this (a HS friend) on his wall, saying HE BELIEVED this. He told me he checked the PP site and it was "accurate." I am so speechless, but must speak to it. This was his response to my note (which said the video was bull): "While the conclusion of the film may be debatable, the information regarding the PP website is accurate. I think the real issue here comes down to the government's use of tax dollars to indoctrinate/educate children with ideas which are not widely held by the taxpayer. It is not government's place to teach sexuality." Oh my god, help me. I would just unfriend him...but then I thought he'd never see another side...oh it makes me so angry! PP has helped me so much. I just wish my doc would perform my annual with that penis costume on.
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hey, I've been to planned parenthood loads of times and I've never ever gotten a free fisting kit. wth?
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@tiffany, depends on your state. the affiliate i volunteer with can't afford to provide those services for free anymore :(
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