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The Third Rail 24
He needs one of those electric collars. Anytime he goes off script, one of his handlers could zap him.
Posted by The Third Rail on February 21, 2012 at 2:01 AM · Report this
iridius 23
I am a normal human and therefore, I am doing normal human things.
Posted by iridius on February 21, 2012 at 1:35 AM · Report this
hans millionaire 22
HE HATES GIANT REDWOOD FORESTS of Norther California, too damn big, and bonzai tree fuck them they are way too tiny
Posted by hans millionaire on February 20, 2012 at 11:16 PM · Report this
hans millionaire 21
i love air. yea i love water, man I love sunlight. I love clouds too, there is just the right amount of clouds. derp derpd derp i love eating food, i love derp derp derping.. vote for me im a hu-man
Posted by hans millionaire on February 20, 2012 at 11:15 PM · Report this
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@19 Romney a coke head? Damn. That would explain so much.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on February 20, 2012 at 5:48 PM · Report this
Knat 19
He comes off like he's running on no sleep and no food; nothing but cocaine, and even that isn't quite enough to fake enthusiasm.
Posted by Knat on February 20, 2012 at 2:52 PM · Report this
Looking For a Better Read 18
So where exactly are the trees that are the incorrect height? And who determines this? Has NIST established a Uniform Tree Height Standard that has been embraced by the National Association of Arborists? There are so many follow-up questions that need to be answered!
Posted by Looking For a Better Read on February 20, 2012 at 1:30 PM · Report this
Looking For a Better Read 17
I love lamp.
Posted by Looking For a Better Read on February 20, 2012 at 1:25 PM · Report this
Captain Wiggette 16
It's because the socialist federal government doesn't control the growth height of trees in Michigan, folks. This is about freedom. Our core constitutional FREEDOMS.

On George Washington's Birthday, TRUE PATRIOTS will heed Romney's call to defend our precious freedoms from the vicious onslaught of trees.

That's the real America:

http://gwpapers.virginia.edu/articles/we…

"When George," said she, "was about six years old, he was made the wealthy master of a hatchet! of which, like most little boys, he was immoderately fond, and was constantly going about chopping every thing that came in his way. One day, in the garden, where he often amused himself hacking his mother's pea-sticks, he unluckily tried the edge of his hatchet on the body of a beautiful young English cherry-tree, which he barked so terribly, that I don't believe the tree ever got the better of it.
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glad am I, George, that you killed my tree; for you have paid me for it a thousand fold. Such an act of heroism in my son, is more worth than a thousand trees, though blossomed with silver, and their fruits of purest gold.


Romney and his trees of the right height are true American Patriots. Heroes for Freedom!
Posted by Captain Wiggette on February 20, 2012 at 1:09 PM · Report this
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ut oh anonymous hacked his software!
Posted by bleepinbleep on February 20, 2012 at 12:49 PM · Report this
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Wow, does he sound desperate. Does this shit work on people?
Posted by beef rallard on February 20, 2012 at 12:48 PM · Report this
thatsnotright 13
He oozes insincerity.
Posted by thatsnotright on February 20, 2012 at 12:19 PM · Report this
Fred Casely 12
If the trees are shorter in Michigan, does that mean one can actually see the forest there?
Posted by Fred Casely on February 20, 2012 at 11:48 AM · Report this
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don't blame me, i voted for kodos.
Posted by deepconcentration on February 20, 2012 at 11:43 AM · Report this
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Douchebot 2012
Posted by DMonaghan on February 20, 2012 at 11:11 AM · Report this
schmacky 8
Actually the 'trees are the right height' part is the only part of the video where he does seem human. But that's not really his problem. The issue is his transparency. There isn't enough a filter. It is completely obvious that he will say anything, do anything, or pay anybody to get elected because the slightest bit of intuition allows a voter to see right through to where his soul should be. And all to be found in that space is a deep, wide chasm of purposeless ambition and boundless self-regard.
Posted by schmacky on February 20, 2012 at 11:06 AM · Report this
internet_jen 7
Let's get that government man from invader zim
Posted by internet_jen on February 20, 2012 at 10:58 AM · Report this
Max Solomon 6
R-Moneybot 2012!

The trees are the right height? As opposed to what, Massachusetts height? Just say "I think it's beautiful here and I remember loving the trees when I was a child".
Posted by Max Solomon on February 20, 2012 at 10:54 AM · Report this
Vince 5
Dork-bot.
Posted by Vince on February 20, 2012 at 10:54 AM · Report this
The Max 4
Some enterprising Blomqvist should find out what kind of Mustang (if any) Romney owns and how many miles he put on it in the year before he started running for President full-time. Should give you a pretty accurate picture of how much he indeed does love cars.
Posted by The Max on February 20, 2012 at 10:41 AM · Report this
Fifty-Two-Eighty 3
Yeah, we get it. He loves cars. Too bad he doesn't think much of the people who make them.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on February 20, 2012 at 10:36 AM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 2
More Mormon than Mormon
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 20, 2012 at 10:32 AM · Report this
Rob in Baltimore 1
If Romney-bot becomes president, think how easy that makes it for Disney. They can just put him right in the Hall of Presidents.

http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/m…
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on February 20, 2012 at 10:24 AM · Report this

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