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Lola, Missing Iowa City 1
You know, Charles, there really is no shame in seeking counseling.
Posted by Lola, Missing Iowa City on February 23, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 2
Or projectile vomiting...
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on February 23, 2012 at 8:55 AM
3
If your urine stream looks like that, run, do not walk, to a doctor.

Hell, call 911, and don't move until someone gets there.
Posted by Lymis on February 23, 2012 at 9:01 AM
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Maybe it is just me, but golden showers is not the first thing that comes to gay, middle-aged mind with the phrase, "popping chicken."
Posted by TechBear on February 23, 2012 at 9:03 AM
Confluence 5
WTF ??
Posted by Confluence on February 23, 2012 at 9:04 AM
this guy I know in Spokane 6
Chicken facial
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 23, 2012 at 9:10 AM
Vince 7
Pop goes the diabetes.
Posted by Vince on February 23, 2012 at 9:18 AM
Teslick 8
Are you paid salaried or per word/post?
Posted by Teslick on February 23, 2012 at 9:25 AM
Phoebe in Wallingford 9
Wow, doesn't "popping chicken" refer to anal intercourse with prepubescent boys?

Oh Charles!
Posted by Phoebe in Wallingford on February 23, 2012 at 9:25 AM
gloomy gus 10
@8, Goldy's made remarks to the effect that Keck pays a nickel per comment plus one cup noodle a day.
Posted by gloomy gus on February 23, 2012 at 9:28 AM
Posted by biju on February 23, 2012 at 9:30 AM
bleedingheartlibertarian 12
If your piss looks like that, you should probably drink more water.
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on February 23, 2012 at 9:33 AM
laterite 13
lolwhut
Posted by laterite on February 23, 2012 at 9:45 AM
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No one else would have made that association. At least no one with healthy, normal sexual associations and brain patterns.

Charles, you have two assignments:

1) Stop assuming everyone is as fucked in the head as you are, and

2) Seek counseling.

Although I would be willing to give you a pass on both of those if you would just STFU.
Posted by CrankyBacon on February 23, 2012 at 10:12 AM
Hernandez 15
Deep fried cumshot?
Posted by Hernandez http://hernandezlist.blogspot.com on February 23, 2012 at 10:21 AM
the idiot formerly known as kk 16
Sometimes a nugget is just a nugget.
Posted by the idiot formerly known as kk on February 23, 2012 at 10:22 AM
blip 17
When you take a photograph of someone pissing (don't ask), it's not a constant stream like you might expect but a series of evenly spaced droplets of urine. Granted that wasn't the first thing *I* thought when I saw this billboard, but Charles may be onto something here.
Posted by blip on February 23, 2012 at 10:30 AM
this guy I know in Spokane 18
@15 for the coffee-out-the-nose win
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 23, 2012 at 10:45 AM
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Given the choice I'd prefer the golden shower.
Posted by Mr. J on February 23, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Fnarf 20
Flying food and wide open women's mouths are both well-established advertising tropes.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 23, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Geni 21
It looks more like projectile vomiting to me.
Posted by Geni on February 23, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Gern Blanston 22
Your interpretation of this billboard reminds me of the line from the feminist bookstore owner on Portlandia, "Every time you point, I see a penis."
Posted by Gern Blanston on February 23, 2012 at 12:19 PM
aardvark 23
whats your xhamster account charles? or do you prefer xvideos? imagefap?

all attempts at intellectualizing or theorizing about porn are either infantile or just doomed to failure.
Posted by aardvark on February 23, 2012 at 12:31 PM
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To me, it appears as if the "chicken" pieces are coming OUT of the lipsticked mouth (I would not presume it is a woman's mouth).

And, really, Charles, this is another sign that you're deeply disturbed. No one but you went there.
Posted by Charlie Mas on February 23, 2012 at 4:21 PM
venomlash 25
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