"Conservative? Oh, I am so conservative. I am, like, the conservativviest one in the bunch. I conserve so much I can't.... I mean I'm just not sure I could really keep track of all the conserving I do."
You call Hitler conservative?! He was a vegetarian, he was in favor of a nationalized economy, he's not to my right. I give him some credit for his social policies, but he just doesn't have the conservative chops that I have.
I honestly feel that Mitt Romney does not actually lie anywhere on the Liberal/Conservative axis. He does not give one single shit. Mitt Romney is a plutocrat and making money and controlling others are the only things he actually has any opinions on, and his opinion on both is "Yes for me, no for you." His conservatism is a null value.
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