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ryanayr 1
Atkins diet.
Posted by ryanayr on March 19, 2012 at 9:22 AM
bhowie 2
Sure, it's not healthy, (and revolting to think about eating) but probably better than most of the processed, polyunsaturated, high-fructose corn syrupy shit they sell at airports.
Posted by bhowie on March 19, 2012 at 9:28 AM
treacle 3
Perhaps he's practicing for the Iditarod. I hear they eat sticks of butter, and their counterparts in the Bikarod drink bottles of cooking oil. Bleh, but it *is* mighty cold during those races.
Posted by treacle on March 19, 2012 at 9:43 AM
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Are you talking shit about Elvis right now?
Posted by six shooter on March 19, 2012 at 9:44 AM
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At least he's not taking pictures of someone else at an airport and posting it on the internet.
Posted by Slog tipper slam on March 19, 2012 at 9:45 AM
despicable me 6
B.Y.O.Buttah

How did he get that through TSA?
Posted by despicable me on March 19, 2012 at 9:53 AM
ryanayr 7
@6 - Anally.
Posted by ryanayr on March 19, 2012 at 10:00 AM
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@5. Agreed.
And added to that, I seriously don't get why stuff like this gets posted.

Posted by Fire Chief on March 19, 2012 at 10:01 AM
ryanayr 9
@8 - Because they are trying to shame people into not doing gross stuff in public - like eating a stick of butter in an airport terminal in front of everyone.

If you really want something published on slog, send a writer a youtube video you recorded of someone clipping their toenails on a metro bus for 5 minutes while listening to Creed on a boombox at max volume.
Posted by ryanayr on March 19, 2012 at 10:19 AM
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@7: Win.
@3: That was my thought as well. Though I'm not sure I'd start that kind of diet before I hit the North Pole. And I like me some butter.
Posted by NateMan on March 19, 2012 at 10:26 AM
despicable me 11
@7, I can't believe it's not butt... Oh, wait...

You wanna do WHAT in my butt?

Posted by despicable me on March 19, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Posted by despicable me on March 19, 2012 at 10:33 AM
biffp 13
@8, Slog is Facebook for the Stranger staff. Add a bar or restaurant recommendation so they can get free drinks and a meal, and that explains 90% of Slog.

And then there's Charles.

Posted by biffp on March 19, 2012 at 10:33 AM
ryanayr 14
@12 - I remember that! Gold! Pure comedy gold!

@13 - How do you know that Charles isn't getting free coffee from the People's Republic of Koffee for his posts about Marxism?
Posted by ryanayr on March 19, 2012 at 10:39 AM
biffp 15
@14, I had assumed Charles was trying to prove that people hated him for his color and 'provocative' ideas. I had ignored that the Chinese mission to Africa might be supporting his half-baked theories.
Posted by biffp on March 19, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Theodore Gorath 16
@13-15: You are thinking about it way too hard guys:

Inflammatory/controversial rhetoric=page views

page views=job security
Posted by Theodore Gorath on March 19, 2012 at 11:31 AM
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First of all, kudos on the Last Tango In Paris references.

Second, this brought to mind a girl in one of my undergrad music classes, who aspired to be an opera singer. I saw her walking into class one day with a stick of butter peeled back like a banana and a loaf of unsliced bread cradled like a football in the crook of her elbow. She proceeded to chomp in a ratio of five bites of butter to one nibble of bread.

I'm being generous when I say she had a bit of a weight problem. and that's all I have to say about that.
Posted by j.lee on March 19, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Fnarf 18
Makes a nice companion to this lady eating mayo out of the jar on a bus (not sure what city, probably LA):

http://nickholmes.tumblr.com/post/193686…
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on March 19, 2012 at 11:42 AM
ryanayr 19
@17 - I just vomited.
Posted by ryanayr on March 19, 2012 at 11:54 AM
slade 20
All of us rock stars need to lube the vocal chords and/or get that bean burrito thats been deploying forces in our stomach for three weeks a bit of help into the loo?

pepto is too chalky and rolaids is bad as less acid in the stomach allows those Para Parasite La chupa cabra commando burritos to set up a dictatorship in your belly so a stick of butter is the less of many evils.
Posted by slade http://www.youtube.com/user/guppygator on March 19, 2012 at 2:25 PM
McGee 21
Butter is really not as bad for you as late 80's diet fad paranoia would have you believe. That being said, things like this should not be done.
Posted by McGee on March 19, 2012 at 3:20 PM
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When I was a kid, I use to eat the little pads of butter you get with rolls at classy dining establishments. I have no idea why. I outgrew it, but I guess this guy never did.
Posted by hereiswheremynamegoes on March 19, 2012 at 5:56 PM
long-time reader 23
Reminded me of an episode of Northern Exposure, "Full Upright Position". Maggie and Joel are stuck on a plane and a Russian dude is eating lard. Would post a clip, but can't find one. -1 internets to me.
Posted by long-time reader on March 19, 2012 at 8:21 PM

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