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Sandra Fluke Kicked Their Asses and They're Never Going to Get Over It
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Jeebus. Monica Crowley is one craven stupid mother fucker.
Her lack of logical consistency - a thing the Right claims to be so proud of - is non-existant.
If, according to Faux News, Fluke is a sexy slut for wanting contraception - and should video tape her sex to pay for them - then she obviously a lascivious straight woman with no libidinal control.
Then when Fluke decided to get married Faux switches the claim that Fluke is lesbian? Then why would she be a slut and require contraception in the first place? That was the whole reason Fluke got on Faux's radar.
Her lack of logical consistency - a thing the Right claims to be so proud of - is non-existant.
If, according to Faux News, Fluke is a sexy slut for wanting contraception - and should video tape her sex to pay for them - then she obviously a lascivious straight woman with no libidinal control.
Then when Fluke decided to get married Faux switches the claim that Fluke is lesbian? Then why would she be a slut and require contraception in the first place? That was the whole reason Fluke got on Faux's radar.
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derp derp why would a slut marry a man, if not to have babies?! derp.
But anyway, they'll say anything because they have to fill the airwaves with manufactured controversy. I can't concern myself with such crap.
But anyway, they'll say anything because they have to fill the airwaves with manufactured controversy. I can't concern myself with such crap.
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@6
Um...last time I looked, Dan still had a job (several of them, actually: advice columnist; talking head; president of Savage U; author). Last time I looked, Santorum was voted out of office by his fellow Pennsylvanians and voted out of the primary race by his fellow Republicans.
So will you please explain to me again exactly whose ass got kicked, and what metric you're using to determine who is "never going to get over it"?
Um...last time I looked, Dan still had a job (several of them, actually: advice columnist; talking head; president of Savage U; author). Last time I looked, Santorum was voted out of office by his fellow Pennsylvanians and voted out of the primary race by his fellow Republicans.
So will you please explain to me again exactly whose ass got kicked, and what metric you're using to determine who is "never going to get over it"?
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I don't even follow their logic. Why would a lesbian be taking birth control?
[YES, there are all sorts of reasons why a woman might be on birth control other than or in addition to preventing pregnancy. But Fox News doesn't recognize any of those other reasons.]
[YES, there are all sorts of reasons why a woman might be on birth control other than or in addition to preventing pregnancy. But Fox News doesn't recognize any of those other reasons.]
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we'll be glad to explain it to you girls:
Rick is and always was a flaky loser. a zero. butt, Danny let him get under his skin in a major way and could never ever let it go. Danny even fessed his desire to hate fuck Santorum. (in the same graceful elegant interview when he wished all republicans 'fucking dead'....) the same interview that was Danny's last appearance on an actual TV network. if Danny had anything to do with Santorum's loss (doubtful) he did the GOP a huge favor. so, no, Danny's never going to get over Rick. or get back on TV (you do realize that even kids don't watch MTV, don't you?....)
Rick is and always was a flaky loser. a zero. butt, Danny let him get under his skin in a major way and could never ever let it go. Danny even fessed his desire to hate fuck Santorum. (in the same graceful elegant interview when he wished all republicans 'fucking dead'....) the same interview that was Danny's last appearance on an actual TV network. if Danny had anything to do with Santorum's loss (doubtful) he did the GOP a huge favor. so, no, Danny's never going to get over Rick. or get back on TV (you do realize that even kids don't watch MTV, don't you?....)
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@10: Since when is an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher considered an interview, you twit? I'd correct the rest of your points as the lies (or, more likely, the misinformation based on GOP/Faux News-manufactured lies) that they are, but I know it wouldn't do any good.
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Female nipples can totally knock a woman up. Why do you think God made it so that women's breasts can't reach to their vaginas? I mean, Duh. It's obvious.
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oh please, do.
how many posts about Santorum has Danny racked up?
(do you know his record for one day? care to guess?)
who isn't over whom, again?
(have you seen Danny on CNN lately?) :(
Danny rode his awkward obsession for Santorum like Slim Pickens rode the H bomb in Dr Strangelove, to the same conclusion.....
how many posts about Santorum has Danny racked up?
(do you know his record for one day? care to guess?)
who isn't over whom, again?
(have you seen Danny on CNN lately?) :(
Danny rode his awkward obsession for Santorum like Slim Pickens rode the H bomb in Dr Strangelove, to the same conclusion.....
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@10: No, actually it's heads we win, tails you lose. Sorry!
@13: And they've mostly disappeared with his loss. Says the troll sexually obsessed with Dan Savage.
@13: And they've mostly disappeared with his loss. Says the troll sexually obsessed with Dan Savage.
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@8 +1
Lesbians don't need birth control.
Fluke's future-husband knows what hes got and he gotta nail that down. ;)
Tangentially: As a straight woman, I'm envious: lesbians have the freedom to plan their families (who carries the child in addition to when to try for a child) without pharmacological aids. Lesbians can make all those decisions based on discussion and mutual agreement. How fucking amazing is that?! Lesbians ... so OP.
Lesbians don't need birth control.
Fluke's future-husband knows what hes got and he gotta nail that down. ;)
Tangentially: As a straight woman, I'm envious: lesbians have the freedom to plan their families (who carries the child in addition to when to try for a child) without pharmacological aids. Lesbians can make all those decisions based on discussion and mutual agreement. How fucking amazing is that?! Lesbians ... so OP.
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