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TVDinner 1
Not a donut.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on May 24, 2012 at 9:42 AM
2
a floating bus?
Posted by gnarly on May 24, 2012 at 9:43 AM
GlamB0t 3
not good at finishing sentences.
Posted by GlamB0t on May 24, 2012 at 9:44 AM
4
rolling his eyes
Posted by bpia on May 24, 2012 at 9:45 AM
5
I'd have an easier time completing the sentence in something other than a snarky insult if they'd just replace "is" with "was" to take it one notch closer to an intellectually honest exercise.
Posted by Meat Weapon on May 24, 2012 at 9:48 AM
Akbar Fazil 6
a zombie jew.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on May 24, 2012 at 9:48 AM
7
I do not know why there aren't a ton of those signs and bumper stickers being filled in helpfully by creative passerby. Or Mad Libs fans.
Posted by K on May 24, 2012 at 9:49 AM
8
Jesus is black, obviously.
Posted by notsosupermario on May 24, 2012 at 9:49 AM
9
a figment of your imagination
Posted by Lark Hawk on May 24, 2012 at 9:49 AM
Vince 10
Used to oppress and enslave.
Posted by Vince on May 24, 2012 at 9:53 AM
BLUE 11
...delicious with a little nutella.
Posted by BLUE on May 24, 2012 at 9:53 AM
Nostradamus Jr. 12
mormon
Posted by Nostradamus Jr. on May 24, 2012 at 9:56 AM
Fnarf 13
I always say "not here", but @4 is good too.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on May 24, 2012 at 9:58 AM
14
....not in churches anymore - he's in this van!
Posted by tniel on May 24, 2012 at 10:03 AM
15
DEAD.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on May 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Knat 16
...fictional.
Posted by Knat on May 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM
17
a tool.
Posted by DMonaghan on May 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Westlake, son! 18
what is this, twitter? there's obviously plenty of room to go around on the left. jesus *is* traffic.
Posted by Westlake, son! on May 24, 2012 at 10:09 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 19
Santa Claus & Stalin rolled into one
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on May 24, 2012 at 10:09 AM
20
made from corn and okay in moderation.
Posted by cheakamus on May 24, 2012 at 10:13 AM
21
Saw one of these the other day on the back of a bus with an atheism ad on the side.
Posted by Ben on May 24, 2012 at 10:16 AM
gloomy gus 22
...so radical that he needs execution." - Garry Wills
Posted by gloomy gus on May 24, 2012 at 10:20 AM
23
...not the answer to a fill in the blank test question.
Posted by Chris B http://eccentric-orbit.org on May 24, 2012 at 10:23 AM
Lissa 24
Watching you. Yes you! You in the Honda! Stop picking your nose!
Posted by Lissa on May 24, 2012 at 10:29 AM
25
Middle Eastern
Posted by Senor Guy on May 24, 2012 at 10:29 AM
More, I Say! 26
A biscuit. Let him sop you up.
Posted by More, I Say! on May 24, 2012 at 10:32 AM
27
Easy: Jesus Issues
Posted by tshicks on May 24, 2012 at 10:41 AM
28
just all right with me.
Posted by Damn, you guys on May 24, 2012 at 10:46 AM
in-frequent 29
As Jesus Does.
Posted by in-frequent on May 24, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Zebes 30
a popular name in Mexico.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on May 24, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Sir Vic 31
... in need of better friends.
Posted by Sir Vic on May 24, 2012 at 10:58 AM
32
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/673212/539161146…

work safe relevant image
Posted by Swearengen on May 24, 2012 at 10:59 AM
33
...hawt!
Posted by PapaKipChee on May 24, 2012 at 11:08 AM
COMTE 34
rotting in a secret crypt beneath the Vatican...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on May 24, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Just Jeff 35
Gay.
Posted by Just Jeff http://pstonews.wordpress.com on May 24, 2012 at 11:17 AM
ERIN! 36
Squishy.
Posted by ERIN! on May 24, 2012 at 11:21 AM
very bad homo 37
not on this bus.
Posted by very bad homo on May 24, 2012 at 11:23 AM
merry 38

hella pissed.

Also, LOL @ 28.
Posted by merry on May 24, 2012 at 11:28 AM
Irena 39
about to get rear-ended.
Posted by Irena on May 24, 2012 at 11:30 AM
Will in Seattle 40
Everyone knows Jesus rides to work on a beast of burden.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on May 24, 2012 at 11:30 AM
41
a mad lib?
Posted by nikolai on May 24, 2012 at 11:31 AM
42
an endlessly malleable figment which people use to justify their own behavior while condemning the behavior of others.

Also, my dry cleaner.
Posted by dirge on May 24, 2012 at 11:35 AM
43
... betrayed by his idolators.
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on May 24, 2012 at 11:58 AM
44
A line segment and a point.
Posted by Westside forever on May 24, 2012 at 12:06 PM
45
The guy who cleans my pool.
Posted by isaidit on May 24, 2012 at 12:14 PM
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 46
a shill for a bloodthirsty maniac.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on May 24, 2012 at 12:31 PM
47
everyone's favorite gay, bi-polar Jew!
Many can understand gay, but what about bi-polar. Well, he did have a messiah complex, for christ's sake!
Posted by mr pinky on May 24, 2012 at 12:32 PM
Cascadian 48
Another vote for DEAD.
Posted by Cascadian on May 24, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Allyn 49
late to work because this f-ing bus keeps stopping.

****I want to print these all on 12x24 and tape them up on all those buses.
Posted by Allyn on May 24, 2012 at 12:54 PM
50
on his knees at the bathhouse?
Posted by apres_moi on May 24, 2012 at 1:06 PM
51
:-|
Posted by RonK, Seattle on May 24, 2012 at 1:34 PM
what_now 52
Jesus isn't relevant.
Posted by what_now on May 24, 2012 at 1:52 PM
53
Pretend.
Posted by Amanda on May 24, 2012 at 2:19 PM
Lilliable 54
that poop on my shoe.

(I stole that from someone else.)
Posted by Lilliable on May 24, 2012 at 2:37 PM
treacle 55
MISSING! If you've seen him, call 1-800-OHM-YGOD
Posted by treacle on May 24, 2012 at 3:07 PM
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 56
a lot of things to a lot of people...
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on May 24, 2012 at 4:29 PM
57
around 5' 7", 143lbs and jewish
Posted by tkc on May 24, 2012 at 4:43 PM
58
not amused.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:03 PM
59
alive and living in Cabo San Lucas.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:05 PM
60
not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:07 PM
61
bound for New Orleans.
Posted by PCM on May 24, 2012 at 6:54 PM
LEE. 62
not helping right now.
Posted by LEE. on May 24, 2012 at 9:12 PM
Mike Smith 63
subsidizing my bus pass with this ad.
Posted by Mike Smith on May 24, 2012 at 10:28 PM
ObeyTheFist 64
SI S∩SƎſ
Posted by ObeyTheFist on May 24, 2012 at 11:03 PM
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 65
@64- No, he's not Australian.

I always go with "...a pederast."
Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on May 27, 2012 at 11:55 AM
Big Matt G 66
an hour and a half away by car.
Posted by Big Matt G on November 28, 2012 at 1:10 PM

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