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Kurt Cobain at the Safeway
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he had to make a stop in the cereal aisle because he told some friends to "come on over to eat some trix. uhhhhhh huhhhhhhh." and he always eats organic because he knows that "gmo farmers will have their revenge on your colon."
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Q: Why did Kurt run out to the parking lot ahead of everyone else?
Q: What was Kurt doing in the beer aisle poking holes in cans?
Q: What was Kurt doing in the beer aisle poking holes in cans?
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This is a terrible one that was told to me by someone who knew Kurt well. She thinks it's hilarious, which it is, but it's also in really, really bad taste.
Q: What's the last thing Kurt said before he pulled the trigger?
A: Hole's gonna be huge!
... I am so sorry.
Q: What's the last thing Kurt said before he pulled the trigger?
A: Hole's gonna be huge!
... I am so sorry.
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What's Kurt's favorite fruit? "Peaches."
(PS - If you were there in 1991, you'd get this.
Can also double as a P.U.S.A. joke.
OK, you can stop reading this post now.)
(PS - If you were there in 1991, you'd get this.
Can also double as a P.U.S.A. joke.
OK, you can stop reading this post now.)
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The Hole joke is better like this:
Q: What's the last thing Courtney said to Kurt before he pulled the trigger?
A: Hole's gonna be huge!
:(
Q: What's the last thing Courtney said to Kurt before he pulled the trigger?
A: Hole's gonna be huge!
:(
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@16: So close...
It's supposed to be: What's the last thing Courtney said to Kurt before she pulled the trigger?
(or, I mean, you know, before the hitman she hired pulled it...)
It's supposed to be: What's the last thing Courtney said to Kurt before she pulled the trigger?
(or, I mean, you know, before the hitman she hired pulled it...)
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