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"100 Reasons the DJ Hates You"
1
That list is pretty complete! I have one majorly awesome experience to share. There was once a guy who was caught Shazam-ing my entire set in the bathroom.
2
Shit, they missed some easy and important ones.
You ask the DJ if you can go through his/her records.
You say you also collect "vinyls."
When the DJ says s/he didn't bring a particular record, you take that as a challenge to think up more songs until you can name one that s/he actually has.
But I do like #63 and it is true.
You ask the DJ if you can go through his/her records.
You say you also collect "vinyls."
When the DJ says s/he didn't bring a particular record, you take that as a challenge to think up more songs until you can name one that s/he actually has.
But I do like #63 and it is true.
3
Asking me to make you a "mix tape" and we just met. It's flattering, but you know you're not going to offer anything in return and besides your boyfriend is looking at me like he's going to kick my ass.
4
@1 I love it when people Shazam during my set—although I'm more than happy to tell 'em what I'm playing.
5
@4 Me too! I was so happy (and ROFLing) when I found out. It wasn't the Shazam-ing that was funny, it was the hiding in the bathroom part.
(For the record, I have Shazam'ed PROG, but only in your clear line of vision.)
(For the record, I have Shazam'ed PROG, but only in your clear line of vision.)
7
101. You both have a hundred reasons why you dislike DJing, but only one of you never considered not being a DJ.
8
my fave is one of the comments: "I don't have that song" "Well what do you have?" I get that one constantly.
9
While playing hip hop at a frat party in Boulder, CO back in the 90s, got a request for Digable Planets. I point to the record playing on the table: Blowout Comb. "No, I want to hear Digable Planets.". The night ended when someone air scratched after too many Natural Ices and ran the needle across the record that was playing.
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