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I know someone with the TCB logo tattooed on his balls, complete with lightning bolt. I don't think he likes frozen yogurt, though.
Posted by kerri harrop http://generalbonkers.com on August 13, 2012 at 11:05 AM · Report this
Jason Josephes 2
He'd be 77 today.
Posted by Jason Josephes http://www.myspace.com/bluemoonseattle on August 13, 2012 at 11:18 AM · Report this
Jason Josephes 3
Also, let's not forget one of Elvis' finest moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0R-4F0mz…
Posted by Jason Josephes http://www.myspace.com/bluemoonseattle on August 13, 2012 at 11:20 AM · Report this
Jason Josephes 4
Lastly, not his birthday. If you ever need an easy way to remember his birthday, just think of Gary Busey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILx2WGZCB…
Posted by Jason Josephes http://www.myspace.com/bluemoonseattle on August 13, 2012 at 11:22 AM · Report this
derek_erdman 5
He also didn't marry a woman named Naomi. GEEZ, LINEOUT SUPER SLEUTH.
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on August 13, 2012 at 11:47 AM · Report this
mackro 6
The Memphis Mafia was actually an underground sex club.
Posted by mackro http://mackro.blogspot.com on August 13, 2012 at 11:53 AM · Report this
Emily Nokes 7
Debbie Presley later married Macaulay Culkin.
Posted by Emily Nokes on August 13, 2012 at 12:21 PM · Report this
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on August 13, 2012 at 12:28 PM · Report this
yos-wa 9
Debbie Presley knows Lil Wayne AND Snoop Dogg (Lion)? Crazy!
Posted by yos-wa on August 13, 2012 at 1:00 PM · Report this
Dougsf 10
Fun fact: In 3 days it will be the 35th anniversary of Elvis' death. FUN, because that is also my birthday. If I were a few years younger, and a famous performer, and found as a screaming infant in Elvis' toilet, I might really have a case for somethingrather... but none of those things are true, except the birthday stuff.
Posted by Dougsf on August 13, 2012 at 2:25 PM · Report this
Zebes 11
Kitsch.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on August 13, 2012 at 2:30 PM · Report this
McGee 12
This may well be the most worthless thing ever printed or posted in association with The Stranger ever.
Posted by McGee on August 13, 2012 at 2:44 PM · Report this
Max Solomon 13
I want to think that Derek Erdman is funny, but I just don't.
Posted by Max Solomon on August 13, 2012 at 2:45 PM · Report this
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Sorry to report that it is NOT the king's birthday. You've probably had a large number of people point this out, but The One True Elvis was born on January 8, 1935. He died on August 16, 1977.
Posted by bryanrust on August 13, 2012 at 2:47 PM · Report this
julie russell 15
Wait...I thought his B day was in February?!?! It's the same day I gave up drinking in 2004...after I went all ape-shit inappropriate at an Elvis Party
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 13, 2012 at 3:18 PM · Report this
julie russell 16
Ok..January makes sense
Posted by julie russell http:// on August 13, 2012 at 3:24 PM · Report this
Kris 17
Maybe I'm missing the joke, but Elvis' birthday is Jan. 8 and he'd be 77?
Posted by Kris on August 13, 2012 at 3:40 PM · Report this
derek_erdman 18
@13: Aw man, that sucks because I was just thinking, "Max Solomon is a really good commenter."

:(
Posted by derek_erdman http://www.derekerdman.com on August 13, 2012 at 3:53 PM · Report this
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Another failure in Stranger "humor."
Posted by bigyaz on August 13, 2012 at 3:56 PM · Report this
Zebes 20
Wait a sec, everything in this article is wrong. The dates, names, and song titles, plus in the picture he's missing the eye patch and goatee.

What you did there, I see it.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on August 13, 2012 at 4:02 PM · Report this
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his birthday is in Jan. Aug is when aliens abducted him. Elvis has left the building!
Posted by Cassette tape fan on August 13, 2012 at 4:09 PM · Report this
Emily Nokes 22
TOO SOON, DEREK.

@12: you sure about that? http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/a…

Posted by Emily Nokes on August 13, 2012 at 4:10 PM · Report this
SPG 23
Making fun of Elvis is like making fun of reta...developmentally challenged people, it's too obvious and comes off as bullying.
If today were actually Elvis' death date, then sure you could try this, but out of the blue nonsense is just trollery of the lowest order.
Posted by SPG on August 13, 2012 at 4:49 PM · Report this
SPG 24
...and another thing...if you're actually old enough to have a recollection of Elvis when he was alive then you are far too old to be writing about current music. If you're not old enough to have a recollection of Elvis when he was alive, then see the post above re: bullying easy victims.
Posted by SPG on August 13, 2012 at 4:51 PM · Report this
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@23 duly noted, internet cop.
Posted by not elvis on August 13, 2012 at 4:56 PM · Report this
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@24: okay, bossy.
Posted by not elvis on August 13, 2012 at 4:59 PM · Report this
Breklor 27
OHOHO ELVIS WAS FAT HAHAHA THAT IS FUNNY HE SURE DID EAT A LOT, HOO BOY.
Posted by Breklor on August 13, 2012 at 6:19 PM · Report this
DOUG. 28
That is a terrible Desi Arnez illustration.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on August 13, 2012 at 7:55 PM · Report this
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This is the worst gibe on Elvis I’ve possibly ever seen.
Posted by sall on August 14, 2012 at 10:06 AM · Report this

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