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very bad homo 1
None of the above - but if it pissed off the Moms, it's an amazing ad and I love it.
Posted by very bad homo on August 24, 2012 at 10:37 AM · Report this
treacle 2
It would appear that one million moms need to take very large sticks out of their asses.
Posted by treacle on August 24, 2012 at 10:42 AM · Report this
A.S.Sexton 3
Seriously? It's a walrus! I know, though right? There are so many videos out there of people sleeping with walruses! It has to stop! Come on, really? It's Skittles, the commercial is funny.
Posted by A.S.Sexton http://www.alwayssexsurrender.webs.com on August 24, 2012 at 10:45 AM · Report this
ScrawnyKayaker 4
Nice try, Skittles. Still not weird enough to compete with Japan.
Posted by ScrawnyKayaker on August 24, 2012 at 10:46 AM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 5
i've never met a single soul that wanted to have 'relations' with a walrus and i'm from chicago.
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on August 24, 2012 at 10:48 AM · Report this
6
More like 12 moms and a bunch of sockpuppet accounts.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on August 24, 2012 at 10:49 AM · Report this
7
Skittles has a whole series of totally screwy commercials ("contract the rainbow, taste the rainbow") This one isn't worth any more reaction than the others.
Posted by EclecticEel on August 24, 2012 at 10:52 AM · Report this
delirian 8
Sorry One Million Moms, but if God didn't want people to have sex with walruses, He wouldn't have made them so damn sexy.
Posted by delirian on August 24, 2012 at 10:56 AM · Report this
Theodore Gorath 9
The ad is fairly gross, and does not make me want skittles at all, but anyone who sees bestiality or zoophilia in that ad was already thinking about those topics on their own.

It must be weird to be such a terrible, stupid or irresponsible parent that you think your kids would rush out to fuck a walrus after seeing that ad.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on August 24, 2012 at 10:57 AM · Report this
10
Of course they don't have their best interests in mind...THEY SELL FOOD COLORING AND SUGAR!

Posted by Guest Author on August 24, 2012 at 10:58 AM · Report this
no marketable skills 11
that walrus is hot.
Posted by no marketable skills on August 24, 2012 at 10:58 AM · Report this
Asparagus! 12
Uhh, I'm pretty sure that woman is supposed to be well into her 20's, and not a 'teen girl'.
Posted by Asparagus! on August 24, 2012 at 11:01 AM · Report this
TheMisanthrope 13
That walrus looks like one of my exes.
Posted by TheMisanthrope on August 24, 2012 at 11:02 AM · Report this
Charlie Cash 14
Right, Skittles has a secret agenda...they are trying to influence kids into touching animals inappropriately. Better watch out for their campaign to promote black market organs too. It's a goodie!
Posted by Charlie Cash http://charliecashonetwothree.webs.com/ on August 24, 2012 at 11:02 AM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 15
I'd rather see her with a big horse meat in her mouth.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on August 24, 2012 at 11:05 AM · Report this
COMTE 16
BREAKING: SKITTLES CLAIM "TO BE MORE DELICIOUS THAN JESUS"...
Posted by COMTE on August 24, 2012 at 11:06 AM · Report this
Cracker Jack 17
That woman has not been a teen for a very long time. 1 Mom (who knows how to write press releases) needs to get her lens prescription checked. Oh, and a life, she needs to get a life.
Posted by Cracker Jack on August 24, 2012 at 11:07 AM · Report this
18
meh. show me an ad where she gets to third base with the walrus and I"ll be impressed
Posted by freshnycman on August 24, 2012 at 11:10 AM · Report this
evilvolus 19
...want to dress up like a walrus so I can make out with that girl.
Posted by evilvolus on August 24, 2012 at 11:11 AM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 20
Won't someone please think of the goddamned, fucking children?!?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on August 24, 2012 at 11:17 AM · Report this
Max Solomon 21
you can't expect me to accept that no homosexuals had a part in making that commercial. not even the art director?
Posted by Max Solomon on August 24, 2012 at 11:18 AM · Report this
blip 22
It's gross but inflaming the million moms is the only way to get people's attention these days. If they're not getting paid for all the publicity they generate they're doing it wrong.
Posted by blip on August 24, 2012 at 11:20 AM · Report this
Hodi 23
I think that is the Ambien walrus and it's one those new crossover ads that combines two products in one ad. If you were on Ambien you might make out with a walrus.
Posted by Hodi on August 24, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
24
One Million Moms should be put in a Time Out.
Posted by The fag on August 24, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
treacle 25
I just thought of something: Is it still bestiality if the Walrus is consenting to it? I mean, sure, technically it is. But isn't bestiality wrong at least partly for the fact that animals can't really consent to sex with humans? (Dolphins notwithstanding, those horny bastards!)
This walrus was clearly into it, he is in the apartment of his own free will (not being restrained like that Enumclaw horse), and willingly engaging in kissing, which most bestiality victims don't do at all. He could leave at any time, or just crush the girl, but he's not doing that. He's staying.

In fact, isn't the walrus committing the sin of bestiality hisself, by willingly smooching on a human?

And isn't Skittles committing the sin of false representation? I mean "taste the rainbow"... have you ever tasted a rainbow? It tastes like misty water, not sugar with artificial fruit flavors. A la, @10's response above, selling candy has no one's best interests in mind except the company's bottom line.

I think OneMilMoms is being a little myopic on the issue, there are many sinners here that deserve a good stoning.
Posted by treacle on August 24, 2012 at 11:21 AM · Report this
the man who couldn't blog 26
The 1 Million Moms press release writer, clearly frustrated by her misspelling of "couch" as "coach" in the original version of this post, has changed it to "sofa" just to be on the safe side.
Posted by the man who couldn't blog http://happyrockisabook.tumblr.com on August 24, 2012 at 11:26 AM · Report this
27
I've seen that commercial a number of times and I've never noticed they were sitting on a "coach". I imagine the coach must find it hard to breathe under that walrus.
Posted by Root on August 24, 2012 at 11:26 AM · Report this
Tim Horton 28
Hot young girl getting busy with ugly guy when her hot roommate walks in. Standard porno plot. Million Mom's could do a real service to women everywhere by demanding better looking lead male characters in porn/skittles ads.

Also, what @18 said.
Posted by Tim Horton on August 24, 2012 at 11:34 AM · Report this
bleedingheartlibertarian 29
I never realized how badly I wanted to fuck a walrus until I saw this commercial. I feel so liberated!
Posted by bleedingheartlibertarian on August 24, 2012 at 11:34 AM · Report this
30
I think the commercial both uninteresting and non-offensive. Regardless, they complain that the commercial "includes a teen girl making out with a walrus". Is that actually true? It looks like a couple of roommates in their 20's.
Posted by Jamie in Pittsburgh http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/strawberry.limonade?ref=name on August 24, 2012 at 11:52 AM · Report this
nightscrawl 31
@1, aw I wish that was a poll option!
Posted by nightscrawl on August 24, 2012 at 11:56 AM · Report this
32
"Does skittles have our children's best interest in mind?"

Are you fucking serious? Read the back of the package and then answer your own stupid question.

Posted by michael bell on August 24, 2012 at 11:57 AM · Report this
DoMo88 33
They are definitely not teenage girls...And they spelled couch wrong. How dumb.
Posted by DoMo88 on August 24, 2012 at 12:00 PM · Report this
Zebes 34
This is the best ad for walrus sex since Wilford Brimley was pushing quaker oats!

What's a skittle?!
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on August 24, 2012 at 12:03 PM · Report this
Guybrarian 35
Sexual Dimorphism is always hot.
Posted by Guybrarian http://shelftalk.spl.org on August 24, 2012 at 12:12 PM · Report this
debug 36
There's a walrus/woman/fish joke in there. Taste the deceiving rainbow indeed!

Get two or three moms together and they'll bitch about anything so yeah, I could see where 50,000 moms would pick something dumb like this.

Ok, now I need to think of some jokes about men/fathers to balance this out....
Posted by debug on August 24, 2012 at 12:14 PM · Report this
evolume 37
Have these moms ever watched cartoons? I distinctly remember Peppermint Patty having a "thing" for Snoopy.
Posted by evolume http://twitter.com/evolume on August 24, 2012 at 12:16 PM · Report this
Sea J 39
Skittles are disgusting.
Posted by Sea J on August 24, 2012 at 1:04 PM · Report this
venomlash 40
It made me want to eat Skittles, but I'm so hungry right now I'm having to hold back from eating the keys off my keyboard.
Posted by venomlash on August 24, 2012 at 1:06 PM · Report this
41
It's from this commercial that hipsters got the idea for those old-timey mustaches. Or the other way around.
Posted by PizmoSF on August 24, 2012 at 1:21 PM · Report this
Sandiai 42
Walruses are surprisingly good kissers.
Posted by Sandiai on August 24, 2012 at 1:22 PM · Report this
43
Teens? They didn't strike me as teenaged girls. But what do I know. As for the ad, I just don't get it. I presume that the walrus is like the candy--deceptive. It looks oneway on the outside but tastes different when you bite into it. Still, yuk.
Posted by DC Bill on August 24, 2012 at 1:26 PM · Report this
Puckerd Poop Chute 44
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one that finds the walrus hawt!
Posted by Puckerd Poop Chute on August 24, 2012 at 1:29 PM · Report this
evilvolus 45
@43 - It's not about biting into the walrus. It's about the fact that all walruses look the same (racist!) and so this walrus isn't really the other girl's walrus boyfriend. More likely, the walrus is just a total playa' and the two girls are just falling for the classic "I'm a different walrus" line.
Posted by evilvolus on August 24, 2012 at 1:34 PM · Report this
46
Ha, Lewis Carroll had a walrus AND a carpenter. Sick, sick stuff, I'm tellin ya.
Posted by Eirene on August 24, 2012 at 1:54 PM · Report this
47
None of the above, really. It makes me want to smack the marketer who paid for this dumb-as-crud thing.
Posted by DRF on August 24, 2012 at 2:13 PM · Report this
Frank Blethen's vodka distiller 48
Skittles make you big. Both the walrus and Marshawn Lynch say so.
Posted by Frank Blethen's vodka distiller on August 24, 2012 at 2:22 PM · Report this
49
You can't get kids into bestiality with videos like this. You have to start small, with a sexy girl with cat/bunny ears, maybe an anthropomorphic tail. Then homosexual catgirls. Then walruses.
Posted by TheLastComment on August 24, 2012 at 2:23 PM · Report this
BrotherBob 50
This one is even worse!!
http://youtu.be/oK_c0GM6VSQ
(Boom Box Skittles)
Posted by BrotherBob on August 24, 2012 at 2:30 PM · Report this
51
None of the choices are good. Perhaps "... continue to ignore the commercial like I ignore most of them" would be a better option.
Posted by Patricia Kayden on August 24, 2012 at 2:59 PM · Report this
icouldliveinhope 52
Pretty sure that's not a teen making out with the walrus.
Posted by icouldliveinhope on August 24, 2012 at 3:18 PM · Report this
this guy I know in Spokane 53
@50 -- that made me want to have sex with balding middle-aged men who look ridiculous in shorts. Oh wait, I think I just heard my dick laughing at my hand.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on August 24, 2012 at 3:46 PM · Report this
54
What does he see in her?
Posted by SammySeattle on August 24, 2012 at 3:55 PM · Report this
milemarker 55
If 50K Moms had complained about how Skittles will take the enamel off of kids' teeth, they'd have a gripe. On any given day you can see videos of people kissing their cat or dog and 50K Moms doesn't make a peep. But bring in a Walrus - no - make that an endangered Saharan Sand Walrus - and they'd probably want all walruses slaughtered into extinction.

But the way, when someone calls their dog "my best friend" are they really just in the beast closet and trying to promote human-dog beastiality? Think about it, folks.
Posted by milemarker on August 24, 2012 at 4:17 PM · Report this
MythicFox 56
I think we should reset the poll, add @1's response to it, and restart it.
Posted by MythicFox on August 24, 2012 at 4:26 PM · Report this
58
Maybe if the walrus turned into Paul McCartney, the commercial would make a little sense. :-)

But, yeah, the 5 moms and their sockpuppets should get pissed about sugar in the candy, and admit THEY wanna fuck a walrus and that's why they are pissed about the commercial!

Do these bitches have NOTHING else to fucking worry about??

Truth be told, some asswipe pulled a GUN on my 19 year old son early this morning - nobody was hurt, thank all that is holy - so all I can say, is watch who your kids fucking friends are, don't goddamn worry about a fucking commercial that has absolutely ZERO chance of affecting their behavior!

Five-and-a-half moms, get your sorry asses off FB, and go hug your damn kids if you really want to do something positive for them, OK??

Oh yeah, commenters #6 and #9 (damn, another Beatle reference!), right on! ITA!

Love and peace to all of you on this very thankful Friday!

Posted by CA Mom on August 24, 2012 at 6:08 PM · Report this
59
P.S. I voted for "Want to eat Skittles", but that is because I already like them anyway, and I wanted to participate in the poll. :-)
Posted by CA Mom on August 24, 2012 at 6:10 PM · Report this
60
I think this ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLO-peeOb…) is way, way creepier than the Walrus thing, which is just a little gross and a lot stupid.
Posted by Ivan on August 24, 2012 at 6:23 PM · Report this
61
am i the only one that wants to watch those two chicks make- out?
Posted by legacy builder on August 24, 2012 at 6:38 PM · Report this
Sketch 62
I don't get the spot. Why not have an actual guy there? That would make the, "This is not Bobby, he just looks like Bobby!" thing make borderline sense...

I'm not particularly disgusted thought, because of the obvious fakeness. Mostly confused.
Posted by Sketch on August 24, 2012 at 6:41 PM · Report this
mtnlion 63
Scrolled through all the comments so forgive me if I'm repeating someone:

1) "... on the coAch"?
2) "Does Skittles have our children's best interest in mind?" Fuck no! They're a goddamn candy company; they don't give a shit about your kids' best interest and why the fuck should they? The function of a business is to sell shit, not look after your stupid bucktooth rascals; having your children's best interest in mind is *your* job, not Skittles's.

I'm sick of pussies on either side of the political spectrum expecting companies to look out for their or their kids' best interest. It's not going to happen and it's not reasonable to ask them to.

3) This ad was neither offensive nor effective.
Posted by mtnlion http://radicalish.wordpress.com on August 24, 2012 at 7:46 PM · Report this
sirkowski 64
I like it BECAUSE it makes me uncomfortable.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on August 24, 2012 at 8:40 PM · Report this
66
...want to make out with a walrus.
Perhaps if the walrus had actually been hot.
Posted by Sili on August 25, 2012 at 9:41 AM · Report this
67
those women are supposed to be teenagers?
Posted by kdgd on August 25, 2012 at 1:26 PM · Report this
68
@65 ITA.

I voted that it made me want skittles. It's not that gross, but it didn't make me want to make out with a walrus, and it wasn't THAT funny (not like P-p-p-p-POWER! and POTATO CHIPS!, which only seem to get better with repeat viewing.) But it did remind that Skittles are tasty...
Posted by MarleyBarley on August 26, 2012 at 7:33 AM · Report this
69
Seems fine to me.
Posted by MichelleZB on August 26, 2012 at 11:35 AM · Report this
The Beatles 70
Here's a little clue for you all--The walrus was Paul.
Posted by The Beatles on August 26, 2012 at 2:28 PM · Report this
The Beatles 71
@ 67

Yes, it's a proven fact that once parents turn 50 or so, "teenager" means anyone aged 12-35.
Posted by The Beatles on August 26, 2012 at 2:43 PM · Report this
73
I like how this illustrates the way people think that just because something disgusts them, there has to be something morally wrong going on.
It's just a stupid ad. Poop disgusts me but that doesn't mean I morally oppose bowel movement.
Posted by niko4ever on August 27, 2012 at 9:44 AM · Report this
75
Depends. Was it a boy walrus or a girl walrus?
Posted by jeremymeyers http://www.jeremymeyers.com/ on August 27, 2012 at 10:03 AM · Report this
76
Vomit inducing, disgusitng on every level. A dirty, filthy, zoo animal with smelly urine and feces in the cage images overwhelm my senses when I shockingly watched this in horror. Unimaginable, to stage a teen innocent girl mouth open kissing this beast with sexual moans, and associate attempt selling a food “candy” product is beyond sickening, aimed at our little kids. I want to throw-up. Any sane parent will forever unfortuantely remember this nauseating visual and always pass over skittles for a family friendly, respectful candy product for our kids. Wrigleys must have drugged out imbecile zombies as employees intentionally offending every adult to even think this garbage would sell a food product. I want to barf….

Posted by TJane on August 27, 2012 at 2:04 PM · Report this
77
@76: (slow clap)
Posted by clashfan on August 27, 2012 at 9:40 PM · Report this
hexalm 78
@76 - Teenager? Sexual moans? Little kids? Food product? What is "candy" when you put quotes around it? How can candy be respectful?

So many questions...so pointless to bother to care about the answers.
Posted by hexalm on August 27, 2012 at 11:37 PM · Report this

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