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Don't Do Me Any Flavors
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Sorry to interrupt, but I think I've stumbled on to a new (amateurish) way to slog my too-impossible-for-words belief system. Stay tuned......and enjoy the taste of cum in the meantime.
4
wonder why masque doesn't market itself to men for cunnilingus? what, we don't have sensitive taste buds?
5
So it sounds like those little dissolving breath mint strips, except they gave it wacky flavors and said it's for cock. I wonder if you could do that with other products?
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@8 - For something so insignificant, you sure do seem to get pretty upset. I like it when people take the time in their online rants to tell others to 'get a life'. The complete lack of self awareness really shines through.
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Dude, it only lasts fifteen minutes! And comes in a pack of three. What kinda lousy afternoon is that?
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Well, that is the Certs(r) product. But there is also the Febreze(r) snf the Lysol(r) products. Depends on how awful the stank is....
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While I share your taste in spunk, I know from personal experience that there's a boatload of women out there who do not. That's who this product is aimed at.
That and guys who insist that their girlfriends swallow.
That and guys who insist that their girlfriends swallow.
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@4, healthy cunt is mildly acidic so those "miracle fruit" berries should help.
Interestingly, I find that semen and 5-hour energy have about the same aftertaste. The differences being that the energy drink is less viscous and doesn't sit as long in my throat and I can drink a much smaller volume at a time.
Interestingly, I find that semen and 5-hour energy have about the same aftertaste. The differences being that the energy drink is less viscous and doesn't sit as long in my throat and I can drink a much smaller volume at a time.
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