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old folks dumping metamucil into their black friday coffee in this thread
Posted by Swearengen on November 23, 2012 at 11:13 AM
merry 2
Lettuce. Lots of lettuce.

Alternatively: http://www.hulu.com/#!watch/306779
Posted by merry on November 23, 2012 at 11:20 AM
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A Salt Water Flush...

Mix one quart of lukewarm water with two teaspoons of sea salt and chug.

It's the source of the idiom, "Went through like a dose of salts."
Posted by Like A Fire Hose on November 23, 2012 at 11:34 AM
Banna 4
If you want instant colonic relief, don't waste that coffee by drinking it.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on November 23, 2012 at 11:48 AM
Cato the Younger Younger 5
Psyllium and benotite shake.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on November 23, 2012 at 11:49 AM
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Smooth Move herbal tea. Brew yourself up a cup and make sure you are within 100 feet of a toilet for the next 0.5 to 24hours.
Posted by seanicyouth on November 23, 2012 at 11:53 AM
Pope Peabrain 7
Prunes with hot tea. Vroooooom!
Posted by Pope Peabrain on November 23, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Temia Eszteri 8
Prevention is the best cure. Limit yourself to a single modest plate, maybe another later if the party's been going for a few hours.
Posted by Temia Eszteri on November 23, 2012 at 1:04 PM
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@8 I think that's the most um-American thing I have read all day, and I read today's thread about secession.
Posted by Like A Fire Hose on November 23, 2012 at 2:12 PM
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Colon Cleanse.
Posted by Fat Fuck on November 23, 2012 at 4:28 PM
internet_jen 11
Raw fruits and veges while you're eating (yesterday). So, time machine!
Posted by internet_jen on November 23, 2012 at 4:31 PM
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Space out your turkey engorgement next year. There's no need to eat all three pounds at one. Pace yourself.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on November 23, 2012 at 4:37 PM
Stiny 13
Magnesium citrate. One bottle is $1.50 at any pharmacy, and it comes in several disgusting flavors. It's hospital-grade blowout juice.
Posted by Stiny on November 24, 2012 at 8:15 AM

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