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Wandergeist 1
Is English his first language?
Posted by Wandergeist on December 12, 2012 at 3:16 PM · Report this
Zebes 2
Hasn't he been doing this for years? I've never actually been to his site, but- is this what has been going on there all this time?

Well, it is based on a series of books by Lee Child that has huge fans.


Lee Child: Read by giants everywhere.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on December 12, 2012 at 3:26 PM · Report this
Peteykins 3
Wow, I've never liked his schtick, but this really does seem to reset the bar for terrible writing. "Living day by day the way he lives" deserves some kind of... well, whatever the opposite of "award" may be.
Posted by Peteykins http://sparklepony.blogspot.com on December 12, 2012 at 3:28 PM · Report this
4
This seems abnormally bad and illiterate, even by Knowles standards.

most on the comment section seem to think that this is not really Knowles, and I can't blame them.
Posted by GermanSausage on December 12, 2012 at 3:30 PM · Report this
McJulie 5
Would this be better or worse if it were written by a computer program?
Posted by McJulie on December 12, 2012 at 3:42 PM · Report this
Akbar Fazil 6
@5 Better. If Harry did write this, I would say his physical injury has finally leaked into his brain.
Posted by Akbar Fazil on December 12, 2012 at 3:44 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 7
I can't wait for the porn parody, "Jack Reacharound."
Posted by Gern Blanston on December 12, 2012 at 3:50 PM · Report this
thatsnotright 8
@7: Exactly. It already sounds like a porn actor's name.
Posted by thatsnotright on December 12, 2012 at 3:54 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 9
I love how they had a short guy play a tall guy's role.

Computer program written review ftw!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on December 12, 2012 at 4:05 PM · Report this
10
I'm with @1, this isn't bad writing, this just isn't English.
Posted by PizmoSF on December 12, 2012 at 4:06 PM · Report this
Jason Josephes 11
I never saw that Blade 2 review. Holy shit. "BLADE 2 is the tongue, mouth, fingers and lips of a lover. The Audience is the clit."
Posted by Jason Josephes http://www.myspace.com/bluemoonseattle on December 12, 2012 at 4:12 PM · Report this
12
Ugh, Harry Knowles.
Posted by hereiswheremynamegoes on December 12, 2012 at 4:14 PM · Report this
You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me 13
I’ve heard that Harry Knowles is the nom de plume under which Chuck Mudede writes movie reviews. Their “writing” “styles” certainly are identical.
Posted by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on December 12, 2012 at 4:20 PM · Report this
camlux 15
To paraphrase David Sedaris, "Harry talk pretty one day." Or maybe not ever.
Posted by camlux on December 12, 2012 at 4:56 PM · Report this
Knat 16
I don't understand why this site is even on anyone's radar. It comes off to me as someone's MySpace page that everyone loves for no good reason.
Posted by Knat on December 12, 2012 at 4:57 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 17
Wow. An average 7th grader can write better than that.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on December 12, 2012 at 5:10 PM · Report this
emor 18
An Awk-award?

Sorry.
Posted by emor on December 12, 2012 at 6:29 PM · Report this
schmacky 19
"You should not be surprised."

Made me LOLZ as the kids say. Also, @13 is an a-hole.
Posted by schmacky on December 12, 2012 at 7:03 PM · Report this
Steve French 20
Holy hell, why hasn't the site been updated since 1995?!! So hideous
Posted by Steve French on December 12, 2012 at 8:45 PM · Report this
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This reminds me of a professor I had once. He was a smart, successful scientist but he talked like some kind of Joe Sixpack caricature. Some people can be brilliant at math and science but practically unable to form a coherent sentence. Then again, Dr. Z didn't try to make his name as a movie reviewer either.
Posted by Prettybetsy on December 12, 2012 at 8:46 PM · Report this
MacCrocodile 22
I think Ain't it Cool News is a pretty cool guy. He writes movie reviews and doesn't afraid of anything.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on December 12, 2012 at 11:00 PM · Report this
sirkowski 23
Harry Knowles has always been an awful sold out hack.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on December 13, 2012 at 1:55 AM · Report this
Canadian Nurse 24
This is worse than Knowles used to be by a huge margin. Early onset dementia? Substance addiction? Hard to know.
Posted by Canadian Nurse on December 13, 2012 at 5:32 AM · Report this
25
Sorry. The Stranger movie reviews might be grammatically accurate, but they usually suck balls too. Casting stones...
Posted by paulus22 on December 13, 2012 at 9:28 AM · Report this
26
"Shortest Distances"

'nuff said.
Posted by fuddy on December 13, 2012 at 10:07 AM · Report this
Beetlecat 27
HTML is obviously not his first language, either...
Posted by Beetlecat on December 13, 2012 at 12:46 PM · Report this
sirkowski 28
And about his Inception review. Harry Knowles didn't get invited to the Dark Knight's set, so that's why he hates Nolan.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on December 13, 2012 at 11:03 PM · Report this
29
man you are douche, constant
Posted by majordomo on December 21, 2012 at 12:56 PM · Report this

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