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Cerberus took this action only AFTER the California Teachers Union Pension Fund called for an official review of all of its investments with Cerberus after the fact was revealed that Cerberus held significant investments and even direct ownership in prominent gun manufacturers.
Posted by Bad Dog...Bad, Bad, Dog on December 18, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Amnt 2
Breaking News, Company Seeks to Avoid Bad PR.
Posted by Amnt on December 18, 2012 at 8:58 AM
Theodore Gorath 3
But I personally cleared out at least five Cerberus bases, and killed hundreds of their personnel, not to mention their leader...how can their holdings still be so vast?
Posted by Theodore Gorath on December 18, 2012 at 9:06 AM
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I can't wait to see who buys a company that the entire country now sees as toxic. Someone out there with an expired man card, presumably. Maybe Dick "shoot your friends in the face" Cheney will feel sorry for Bushmaster.
Posted by originalcinner on December 18, 2012 at 9:16 AM
Pope Peabrain 5
Gates of Hell=RNC
Posted by Pope Peabrain on December 18, 2012 at 9:18 AM
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@3 THANK YOU Shapard
Posted by jns on December 18, 2012 at 9:29 AM
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Bitter irony: the Cerberus founderĀ“s father is a longtime resident of ... Newtown, CT!: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-12-18…
Posted by Tree of Life on December 18, 2012 at 9:32 AM
disintegrator 8
Funnily, I kinda think Bushmaster sales will go up now, mostly because of the nutters who think "Obummer's gonna take mah freedoms!" will want to snatch them up before they become illegal.
Posted by disintegrator http://bottlevariation.blogspot.com on December 18, 2012 at 9:39 AM
monkey 9
Ah yes, the crappy company that bought Chrysler from Daimler and then ran it into the ground.
Posted by monkey on December 18, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Urgutha Forka 10
Stupid and reactive.

Freedom Group is not the sole manufacturer of assault weapons.

This is like saying "fast food is dangerous so we'll never go to McDonalds again... now where's the nearest Burger King?"
Posted by Urgutha Forka on December 18, 2012 at 10:25 AM
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I'm stupid and reactive for not going to Papa John's or Domino's for pizza?
Posted by originalcinner on December 18, 2012 at 10:29 AM
seandr 12
Lot's of Wall Street finance types have homes in Connecticut. Wouldn't be surprised if some of them were parents of the victims.
Posted by seandr on December 18, 2012 at 10:36 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 13
@2

The news is that now being a gun maker is bad PR, dumbass.

Which means the gun debate is not over, the pro-gun side did not win, and Americans do not all love guns.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on December 18, 2012 at 10:44 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 14
@10

Remind me never to invest in your business plan.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on December 18, 2012 at 11:14 AM
dwightmoodyforgetsthings 15
If it really bothered them, they'd close Bushmaster or re-tool the factories for producing something else.

Posted by dwightmoodyforgetsthings http://www.reddit.com/r/spaceclop on December 18, 2012 at 11:29 AM
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@12,

I would assume their children go to private schools.
Posted by keshmeshi on December 18, 2012 at 12:11 PM
Cracker Jack 17
@12 - not that far from the water... maybe their assistants.
Posted by Cracker Jack on December 18, 2012 at 12:45 PM
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Cerberus, the New York Times notes, is "named after the three-headed dog of Greek myth that guarded the gates of Hades."


Thank you, New York Times, and also especially Eli Sanders, for this reminder; it's not at all talking down to your readers and is ever so useful for anyone who forgot the overview of Greek mythology they experienced before age 9, and then forgot the several overviews they went through in middle school, and also happened to forgot the more extensive survey they went through at least once in High School, after which they all went on to not major in liberal arts in colleges that don't have any core curriculum requirements in Classics at all.

Yes, the New York Times did it first. But that doesn't get you off the "being an asshole" hook, Eli.
Posted by robotslave on December 18, 2012 at 11:07 PM

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