There's a maple syrup reserve for the dual reason of market manipulation (as is usually the case), plus the practical reason that with respect to global warming and temperature fluctuation, maple syrup has been steadily increasing in price due to lower quantity.
Obvious, almost everything is run by the Cartels today, and any Pulitzer Prize-winning individual should most definitely understand that by this time!
(You just don't know who is behind the cartels, that's all.)
The shadowy cartel is actually headed by IHOP CEO, Julia Stewart. It's the only way they can afford their all you can eat pancake deals because the accountants forget to calculate in the cost of syrup
The syrup trade is dangerous and attracts a criminal element from across the border. We need to declare a war on syrup and set fire to any maple fields we find being grown in secret. For the children.
Posted by MacCrocodile on December 20, 2012 at 11:50 AM
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