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I'm glad that you're back, sir. The substitute curmudgeons weren't fit to massage your piles.
Posted by Joe Glibmoron on January 2, 2013 at 9:33 AM · Report this
reverend dr dj riz 2
YAY !
Posted by reverend dr dj riz on January 2, 2013 at 9:36 AM · Report this
rob! 3
Also on the sunny side, Birch, no more Depends--you can just dribble right into the clouds!
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on January 2, 2013 at 9:54 AM · Report this
Zebes 4
A. Birch Steen? I heard you were dead.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 2, 2013 at 9:58 AM · Report this
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This made me so happy. I've missed the Birch every week.
Posted by JenV on January 2, 2013 at 10:39 AM · Report this
Will in Seattle 6
My regret is every issue that A. Birch Steen was not in.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 2, 2013 at 10:47 AM · Report this
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Wasps eat meat! Maybe it was a wasp that ate that sandwich.
Posted by Narbles on January 2, 2013 at 10:56 AM · Report this
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Oops, disregard that comment. Looks like a lot of people already pointed out the bee/wasp thing.
Posted by Narbles on January 2, 2013 at 11:07 AM · Report this
TVDinner 9
Get back to work, you lazy cretins. It's 11:09.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on January 2, 2013 at 11:09 AM · Report this
Puty 10
You've gotta change the (retired) to (deceased). Also: my loud chuckling at this scared my co-workers which is not cool, people.
Posted by Puty on January 2, 2013 at 11:15 AM · Report this
Jaymz 11
A bit of a stretch on the four day feat by Jesus on Lazarus of Bethany but, touche' The Stranger - way to put the zombie touch in action. You, collectively, are the Bizzaro Messiah!
Posted by Jaymz on January 2, 2013 at 11:35 AM · Report this
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I have a dissenting vote here. As much as everyone except whoever had to write it, I've missed A. Birch Steen. But this really lacks the tone of the regular column, and I suspect not Heavenly Agency but Earthly impostor. IE, too many exclamation points!
Posted by LMcGuff http://holyoutlaw.livejournal.com/ on January 2, 2013 at 12:06 PM · Report this
biju 13
Fake ABS!
Posted by biju on January 2, 2013 at 2:05 PM · Report this
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ALL HAIL THE ZOMBIE OMBUDSMAN!

Hail, I say!
Posted by CPN on January 2, 2013 at 3:47 PM · Report this
Josh Bis 15
vampire/zombie ombudsman!
Posted by Josh Bis http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author.html?oid=3815563 on January 2, 2013 at 6:53 PM · Report this

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