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Dougsf 1
"Sometimes dead is better."
Posted by Dougsf on January 15, 2013 at 3:47 PM · Report this
Matt the Engineer 2
Didn't the legend of Jesus go something like this?
Posted by Matt the Engineer on January 15, 2013 at 3:48 PM · Report this
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@1: That's a hole-in-one.
Posted by MLM on January 15, 2013 at 3:50 PM · Report this
Will in Seattle 4
"that which is dead can never die"
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 15, 2013 at 3:55 PM · Report this
5
grandpa needed to get his horcruxes in a row--his own damn fault.
Posted by Adrian Ryan on January 15, 2013 at 4:02 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 6
They didn't give him enough time. It takes three days.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 15, 2013 at 4:07 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 7
Zombie Raising 101.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on January 15, 2013 at 4:27 PM · Report this
MacCrocodile 8
The freezer is no place to resurrect someone.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on January 15, 2013 at 4:37 PM · Report this
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Popcicle
Posted by Headlikeahole on January 15, 2013 at 4:58 PM · Report this
Zebes 10
Another fine story brought to you by a google news alert for corpse hoarding?

I hope he put a hat and some mittens on poor dead dad in anticipation of his resurrection. That's not the sort of place one should have to wake up in.
Posted by Zebes http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html on January 15, 2013 at 5:42 PM · Report this
blackhook 11
God did answer his prayers ... He said "NO!"
Posted by blackhook on January 15, 2013 at 6:20 PM · Report this
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In Lutheran Sunday school we used to get little plaques with the words "Prayer changes things".
Well, the same goes for decay!
Posted by Juan Alfredo on January 15, 2013 at 7:19 PM · Report this
sperifera 13
@9 wins the Internet
Posted by sperifera on January 15, 2013 at 7:47 PM · Report this
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Why is it OK to make fun of the mentally ill?
Posted by tacomagirl on January 15, 2013 at 10:06 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 15
@9, Outstanding!!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on January 16, 2013 at 8:49 AM · Report this
Rob in Baltimore 16
Mark 11

24 Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask for in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on January 16, 2013 at 10:18 AM · Report this

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