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Matt from Denver 1
Did you really just compare the keeping of pets to shopping bags? Really, Paul?

Here's the thing about this problem. Like vegans who insist that the only way to bring about all the environmental improvements and health benefits of reducing meat is to completely and utterly remove it from your diet, this guy seems to propose that the only way to address the problems of bird predation by cats is to get rid of cats entirely. It's a position designed to be controversial and likely disguise the man's actual neurotic hatred of cats, and likely will be immediately taken up by people who have similar neurotic hate, who otherwise don't give a shit about the birds.

The solution, of course, can be had without people needing to give up their cats. The best is just to keep them inside. They can be made to stay inside, although it takes training the owners as much as the cats. They can also have bells placed on collars.
Posted by Matt from Denver on January 23, 2013 at 8:16 AM
Ziggity 2
As an indoor cat owner and voluntary cloth bag user, I wish I had some plastic bags to scoop out this litter box.
Posted by Ziggity on January 23, 2013 at 8:22 AM
3
Clearly the answer is to give birds guns.
Posted by tkc on January 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM
theophrastus 4
i guess the cats out of the bag now
Posted by theophrastus on January 23, 2013 at 8:27 AM
Pope Peabrain 5
Adapt or die. Poor Moa. But on the bright side, people will be extinct someday, too.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on January 23, 2013 at 8:35 AM
Cracker Jack 6
Fuckin' Kiwis totally ripping off The Oatmeal!
Posted by Cracker Jack on January 23, 2013 at 9:17 AM
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As a cat lover whose cats live indoors, I think the NZ guy would be a lot better off partnering with the local humane society to convince cat owners to keep them indoors.
Posted by wxPDX on January 23, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Sir Vic 8
@4 Damn. Should have seen that coming.
Posted by Sir Vic on January 23, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Josh Bis 9
I remember when this book was called Freedom by Jonathan Franzen.
Posted by Josh Bis http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Author.html?oid=3815563 on January 23, 2013 at 9:26 AM
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What a whiny little boy Bruce Ramsay is.

So where does he shop? Has he been doing his shopping outside of Seattle where there are no bag laws? Does he even live in Seattle?
Posted by seatackled on January 23, 2013 at 9:38 AM
Max Solomon 11
but MY outdoor cat only kills invasive species.
Posted by Max Solomon on January 23, 2013 at 9:46 AM
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I looooove the Seattle bag ban. Given that disposable plastic bags are the most environmentally friendly way to carry groceries, it serves as a great symbol of the Seattle "progressive" habit of ignoring the facts in favor of the mere appearance of this or that social benefit.

UK Carrier Bag Report
Posted by Mister G on January 23, 2013 at 10:26 AM
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Just keep the kitties indoors and everything will be fine.
Posted by NotYourStrawMan on January 23, 2013 at 10:33 AM
lizlemon 14
@7 That's EXACTLY what I said when the ban first went into effect. Although, I find doggie poop bags work great as an alternative when you gotta scoop those turds.
Posted by lizlemon on January 23, 2013 at 10:50 AM
lizlemon 15
Whoops, I meant @2
Posted by lizlemon on January 23, 2013 at 10:52 AM
ArtBasketSara 16
Bring more than one bag?
Posted by ArtBasketSara on January 23, 2013 at 12:28 PM
dontrelle 17
Humanity tried this once before

http://habee.hubpages.com/hub/Cats-and-t…
Posted by dontrelle on January 23, 2013 at 3:43 PM

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