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Prince or Sting: Who Would You Rather?
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Ooo. Though choice. 20 years ago, I madly lusted after both of them. These days I'd probably have to favor Sting, only because Prince seems to have pegged the crazy-meter pretty hard in recent years.
BTW, that version of Dune was a terrible, terrible movie, but Sting was totes hot. *drool*
BTW, that version of Dune was a terrible, terrible movie, but Sting was totes hot. *drool*
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Impossible choice. If I ever had to decide for real I'd probably starve to death pondering the two options.
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Prince would spend the whole time licking the back of your knees. Between bubble baths with his pants on.
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Prince is clearly the kinkiest of the two- and let's just say that some of my hottest sexual encounters in the 80's have his music playing loudly in the soundtrack of my mind.
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Fuck Tha Police?
No, thank you.
Fuck Tha Police!
Correct
That's what we in the biz like to call synchronicity.
No, thank you.
Fuck Tha Police!
Correct
That's what we in the biz like to call synchronicity.
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sting does yoga so i think it'll be easier to get him to shut up..i think sting might be ambidextrous while prince would talk smack but steadfastly insist on being a bottom ( because really , if you're going to spend time with either of them, you're gonna hope their versatile ) prince might have some weird vanity/appolonia flashback and want to throw you in some river. plus i bet he screams like banshee when he finally does come and i can see the po po knocing at my door at 4:30 in the a.m. tomabout 'really ?...really?'. how about i do sting while listening to prince. that sounds about right.
... and pancakes.
... and pancakes.
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Prince would be a little odd with the JW banter in between bouts, but
Sting would try to bang me, badly and crankily for 5 hours during a tantric hell that would not end.
Sting would try to bang me, badly and crankily for 5 hours during a tantric hell that would not end.
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i chose prince because his egomaniacal weirdness is less annoying to me than sting's. also, i imagine a night with prince would contain at least a few surprises, and a night with sting would be completely free of any surprises. yawn.
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Anyone who votes Sting in this poll, or any other, better not come around me. There are no questions about Stink for which the answer is not a resounding "OH HELL NO". He's the most repellent figure in pop, after Stevie Nicks of course.
Oh yeah, and he has admitted that he totally made up all that all-day tantric sex bullshit just to make Bob "I Do Charity Work" Geldof jealous.
Oh yeah, and he has admitted that he totally made up all that all-day tantric sex bullshit just to make Bob "I Do Charity Work" Geldof jealous.
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Are you kidding? Sting, hands down. Prince would involve doves & lots of purple drapes & he'd probably be wearing silver boots. Just not my cup of tea.
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Why would anyone vote for Sting? Sure, he was sort of/kind of cute in Dune, but he is so gross, I don't care how long he claims to last. Who cares about anyway? I am sure he adheres to the tenets of The Art of Sexual Ecstasy, which is one of the grossest books ever. Prince is sex, people. Who gives a shit if he is short? He oozes pleasure.
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@10 Also, there is no way Sting is kinky. He just wants to be sensual and "make love". Ugh. PRINCE.
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So wait, are we voting on which which cultural icon was most sexually alluring to us 30 years ago?
Or are we voting on which former cultural icon, now over the age of 60, we would be least reluctant to bed today, if the choice were forced upon us?
And either way, have we (finally) given up any pretense that The Stranger's staff and target demographic are under the age of 40?
Or are we voting on which former cultural icon, now over the age of 60, we would be least reluctant to bed today, if the choice were forced upon us?
And either way, have we (finally) given up any pretense that The Stranger's staff and target demographic are under the age of 40?
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So wait, are we voting on which which cultural icon was most sexually alluring to us 30 years ago?
Or are we voting on which former cultural icon, each now in their 50s, we would be least reluctant to bed today, if the choice were forced upon us?
And either way, have we (finally) given up any pretense that The Stranger's staff and target demographic are under the age of 40?
Or are we voting on which former cultural icon, each now in their 50s, we would be least reluctant to bed today, if the choice were forced upon us?
And either way, have we (finally) given up any pretense that The Stranger's staff and target demographic are under the age of 40?
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i voted that i'd rather kick prince in the teeth. i'm not that flexible, so it would be much easier to get my foot up that "high".
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STING! STING! STING! STING! He's been in the mainstream consistently...Prince floats up to say "Hi!" once every 5 (?) years! I DO realize he's ill, but STING is out there and lookin' GOOOOD!
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I choose the peel off my own skin and set myself on fire option. And that is saying a lot given that I haven't seen a penis since February 2011. Yeah...both are capital G Gross
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Prince. Makes a much better story, guaranteed to be 10,000X weirder, and if Sting really is amazing/can last all day/whatever then he'd be a terrible choice since he'd ruin me for other men. Which I honestly don't think he can.
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@28: "if Sting really is amazing/can last all day/whatever then he'd be a terrible choice since he'd ruin me for other men"
Rugburn doesn't last forever!
Rugburn doesn't last forever!
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@26
If I promise to try not to overthink it, does that mean you agree you'll try not to underthink it?
And here I thought anti-intellectualism was just for the Florida panhandle.
Also, what's it like being the youngest full-time employee at The Stranger, but still being too old to be invited to the kind of party where you have to pay for your red solo cup?
If I promise to try not to overthink it, does that mean you agree you'll try not to underthink it?
And here I thought anti-intellectualism was just for the Florida panhandle.
Also, what's it like being the youngest full-time employee at The Stranger, but still being too old to be invited to the kind of party where you have to pay for your red solo cup?
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