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Dr_Awesome 1
Jesus, Cienna. That makes Anna's daily eggs-&-sausage breakfast sound pretty healthy in comparison.
Posted by Dr_Awesome on February 4, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Urgutha Forka 2
People are strange.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 4, 2013 at 12:48 PM
treacle 3
Spinkle cayenne pepper in orange juice to help build up your stomach lining again. Also, good against the leading edge of colds. Better on actual orange slices, but since you're not on solid food right now, OJ is the next best option.

Are you going to have the lab test the curse powder? I'd want to know first. I bet Charles could tell you if it's actually made out of horse.
Posted by treacle on February 4, 2013 at 12:56 PM
yelahneb 4
I hope everything works out ok in the end. See what I did there? But seriously, be careful. Let me know if you end up needing a kidney or something.
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on February 4, 2013 at 12:58 PM
Cienna Madrid 5
@4, thanks! But it'll be okay. I have an extra set of organs in the fridge.
Posted by Cienna Madrid on February 4, 2013 at 12:59 PM
6
Play whatever weird games with your diet you want - but please, please don't consume mysterious powders that arrive anonymously in ziploc bags. A slurry of box wine and yogurt doesn't sound like a great plan, but putting yourself at the mercy of random psychotics sounds a lot worse.
Posted by Warren Terra on February 4, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Sir Vic 7
You should shoot that horse before the cleanse. That's just common sense.
Posted by Sir Vic on February 4, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Pope Peabrain 8
What the fuck is wrong with a healthy meal?
Posted by Pope Peabrain on February 4, 2013 at 1:27 PM
9
What #6 said. Are you crazy??? DO NOT CONSUME mystery powder.
Posted by TBne on February 4, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Will in Seattle 10
For all we know it could be horse meat powder from Poland, as sold in Ireland, Spain, and Portugal as "beef".
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 4, 2013 at 2:14 PM
Fnarf 11
My money's on PCP. Cienna's going to be naked soon, heaving every blessed thing in the Stranger offices out the windows and spitting out big chunks of broken glass.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 4, 2013 at 2:50 PM
12
Cleanses are stupid fucking pseudo-scientific bullshit
Posted by fsb on February 4, 2013 at 3:02 PM
doublegin 13
A week of sweet beverages and no dietary fiber sounds like a great way to get type 2 diabetes real quick
Posted by doublegin on February 4, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Paul Constant 14
@11: That's a typical Thursday around here.
Posted by Paul Constant http://https://twitter.com/paulconstant on February 4, 2013 at 4:41 PM
Will in Seattle 15
@14 for the Typical Thursday Pics Or It Didn't Happen win.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 4, 2013 at 4:51 PM
blowdart 16
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Just saying these are boxed. And liquid. So drink away. And call me *snicker*
Posted by blowdart on February 4, 2013 at 6:53 PM
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You're going on a juice-only diet for a week? Juice has about the same nutritional properties as soda. This will hurt your health. Please, listen to your mother and eat some solid food.
Posted by I have always been... east coaster on February 4, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Matt the Engineer 18
And my friends said I couldn't get Stranger staff to eat ground up Ex-lax.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on February 5, 2013 at 10:19 AM

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