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SL Letter of the Day: Rocky Mountain Rainbows
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow - 1 women doing a back bend while another attempts to pleasure her until she collapses from shear ecstasy.
Mile-High Surprise - Sex in a potentially discoverable tree.
Mile-High Surprise - Sex in a potentially discoverable tree.
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Unless all acts are pre-approved in either list or flowchart form and checked off on by all parties ahead of time, it's rape.
Wait, no. Please try not to dilute the meaning of rape.
Wait, no. Please try not to dilute the meaning of rape.
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The mile high surprise is when someone opens the stall door because you two forgot to lock it, and the fellatio givers turns to look just as the lucky man cums, all over the third person.
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Why ain't a man pulling out to come on his partner's chest by "unlikely to happen in real life"? I'm straight, but I totally prefer cumming on a girl rather than in her. Is the cumming-on a straight man on woman thing?
Also, I would say Rocky Mountain Rainbow should be linked to Rocky Mountain Oyster (buffalo balls). So, maybe, a guys nuts are purple from being sucked on, and brown cause of runny santorum? that's particularly nasty to me. maybe a bleeding anus and the blood has trickled on to the balls? I'm nearly barfing here. But anyhow.
Also, I would say Rocky Mountain Rainbow should be linked to Rocky Mountain Oyster (buffalo balls). So, maybe, a guys nuts are purple from being sucked on, and brown cause of runny santorum? that's particularly nasty to me. maybe a bleeding anus and the blood has trickled on to the balls? I'm nearly barfing here. But anyhow.
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I like @2 for Rocky Mountain High, the image of a woman receiving cunnilingus arching her back thrusting her breasts in the air sure sounds like a Rocky Mountain High
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I will now use my proposed definition in a sentence.
"If I had not pulled my face out from being buried in your pubes with your cock down my throat, your cock would have been covered in a Rocky Mountain Rainbow".
"If I had not pulled my face out from being buried in your pubes with your cock down my throat, your cock would have been covered in a Rocky Mountain Rainbow".
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I can't think of anything all that creative.
The air is thin up here so maybe a Rocky Mountain Rainbow could be when you have sex so vigorously you almost black out and see stars?
And Rocky Mountain Oysters are testicles, so perhaps a Rocky Mountain Rainbow could be when a guy gets CBT to the point of almost blacking out?
I have no idea what a good mile high surprise would be. Wake-up sex on a bunk bed?
The air is thin up here so maybe a Rocky Mountain Rainbow could be when you have sex so vigorously you almost black out and see stars?
And Rocky Mountain Oysters are testicles, so perhaps a Rocky Mountain Rainbow could be when a guy gets CBT to the point of almost blacking out?
I have no idea what a good mile high surprise would be. Wake-up sex on a bunk bed?
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I know nothing about football, so I called my father (who is dead) and he told me that a Rocky Mountain Rainbow is simply a tackle involving a pile of more than three men when the man on the top of the mountain happens to be a gay football player. Dad told me that this is a frequent, not rare event.
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A Rocky Mountain Rainbow occurs when you have a Mile High Surprise (ala Fnarf) while flying over Colorado.
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Definitions are so boring. Nothing is ever going to beat santorum, which had the lovely convergence of lampooning a jerk and also being a practical description for a real sex thing.
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RMR means giggly straight boys with too much beer and pizza in their guts. MSM means something much better.
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Oh, I was going to suggest that Mile High Surprise is when, 9 months after a mid-flight hook up with a stranger, she texts you a picture of your newborn. Surprise!!
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow = Rev. Ted Haggard trying to have heterosexual sex. Actually every time Ted Haggard tries having sex with his wife, a rainbow dies. Rocky Mountain style.
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Riffing on @4, I think the Rocky Mountain Rainbow is when a person vomits while giving a blowjob.
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A Rocky Mountain Rainbow should be when an out gay or bi person is so successful at sleeping with a purportedly-straight person of the same gender that the purportedly-straight person almost immediately comes out as gay.
Example:
"Well, we'd always thought Marcia was straight, especially after the marriage and the kids, you know? But I guess her best friend managed to pull a successful Rocky Mountain Rainbow on her, and the next thing we all knew, she'd moved to a lesbian commune to become a sustainable organic farmer!"
Example:
"Well, we'd always thought Marcia was straight, especially after the marriage and the kids, you know? But I guess her best friend managed to pull a successful Rocky Mountain Rainbow on her, and the next thing we all knew, she'd moved to a lesbian commune to become a sustainable organic farmer!"
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow is the name for a group of totally straight male football fans sitting around a living room thinking about man-on-man sex acts.
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Mashing together a bunch of these: A RMR is when a drunken straight or "straight" guy decides to teabag another of same, and the second guy reacts by drunkenly throwing up all over the first guy's balls.
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Riffing on @4 and @19, I think Rocky Mountain Rainbow is when a giggly pizza-and-beer stuffed top pumps away so vigorously that he accidentally vomits on the bottom at the same moment that he's shooting his load in the bottom's ass.
It brings a whole new meaning to "taste the rainbow".
It brings a whole new meaning to "taste the rainbow".
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow is a nice way of describing an RMR situation and that is when a man is so desperate he will sleep with two Republicans.
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A Rocky Mountain Rainbow was John Denver's dream of tantric spectrum group sex with Red Elmo, Orange Ernie, Yellow Big Bird, Green Kermit, Blue Grover and Purple Count. He dreamed too hard and forgot to fill the tank, leading to his own Mile High Surprise.
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A Rocky Mountain Rainbow is when a guy cums into a "straight" guy's mouth. This creates the "Rocky" situation of causing the "straight" boy to "taste the Rainbow," i.e. literally and figuratively consume the evidence that he is not entirely straight. And the Mountain is either the struggle of coming out to himself or the sense of exploration this discovery brings.
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I'm just wondering about Joe Flecco's Purple Mountain Majesty. I can't picture it exactly, but it sure makes me feel inadequate.
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Following up on @27, some examples:
"After a couple bottles of wine, Bill got super horny and went down on me. But after he tasted the Rocky Mountain Rainbow, he called me a faggot and ran out of the apartment."
"Don't mind Ted's drama. He just had his first Rocky Mountain Rainbow and it trying to figure out what it means."
"After a couple bottles of wine, Bill got super horny and went down on me. But after he tasted the Rocky Mountain Rainbow, he called me a faggot and ran out of the apartment."
"Don't mind Ted's drama. He just had his first Rocky Mountain Rainbow and it trying to figure out what it means."
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@22 - I think that's a winner. Combination of nuts and throwing up.
Mile high surprise... while sharting might be one, I'd say it's when some straight guy thinks he's about to join the mile high club with a stewardess on an international flight and finds out it's a ladyboy.
Mile high surprise... while sharting might be one, I'd say it's when some straight guy thinks he's about to join the mile high club with a stewardess on an international flight and finds out it's a ladyboy.
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In the interest of following Dan's rules (must be real, and must be memorable), A Rocky Mountain Rainbow is a secret vacation a closeted,married man takes to hook up with a random gay dude.
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Nice to be seeing "undead ayn rand" around these parts again.
"Rocky Mountain Rainbow"? I got nothing. In the Urban Dictionary, among all the obvious rainbow terms, is a specific kind of blow-job (don't go look, it has to do with lipstick colors).
"Rocky Mountain Rainbow"? I got nothing. In the Urban Dictionary, among all the obvious rainbow terms, is a specific kind of blow-job (don't go look, it has to do with lipstick colors).
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@34 - Ooh, I know what you're talking about. Apply it to balls, instead of shaft, and you've got yourself a Rocky Mountain Rainbow, amirite?!
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Not as gross out as the rest... but here's what Rocky Mountain Rainbow brings to mind for me:
When one combines ice cream play (involving rocky road of course) and period sex. Alternately for oral sex that occurs during said play.
Still pretty gross though.
Mile-High Surprise? That rare erection that occurs mid-flight despite whatever cocktails and downers one has taken to counteract flight anxiety.
When one combines ice cream play (involving rocky road of course) and period sex. Alternately for oral sex that occurs during said play.
Still pretty gross though.
Mile-High Surprise? That rare erection that occurs mid-flight despite whatever cocktails and downers one has taken to counteract flight anxiety.
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow should refer to Colorado's recent legalization of weed and the diverse rainbow of sex acts.
A rocky mountain rainbow should mean "kinky and/or queer sex while stoned".
A rocky mountain rainbow should mean "kinky and/or queer sex while stoned".
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Mile high surprise:
-Wet dream in flight
-Used condom and or semen at the scene of initiation
-When a guy accidentally shoots over and past the intended target for his cum.
-Condom tossed out an apartment/skyscraper window.
-Wet dream while mountain climbing.
-Baby delivered in flight
-Baby conceived in flight
-Wet dream in flight
-Used condom and or semen at the scene of initiation
-When a guy accidentally shoots over and past the intended target for his cum.
-Condom tossed out an apartment/skyscraper window.
-Wet dream while mountain climbing.
-Baby delivered in flight
-Baby conceived in flight
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Mile High Surprise - woman seated next to you on a flight stretches out her arms and then lets her hand come to rest directly on your cock.
Totally passes the "useful" test.
Totally passes the "useful" test.
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For me @27 wins it. It's got much more useability than the others (and turns the starting scenario of straight people squeeing out at gay sex nicely on its head).
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Ms Migrationist - I think it's largely because the LW said they were "all mostly straight men". That might account for a bit of mitigation. But there's a distinct hint of South Parkery here - "acceptance" as a gateway to being able to make nastier cracks.
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A rocky mountain rainbow is obviously a free-for-all, pile-on orgy. The participants form a mountain of flesh that is rocky because everyone in the mountain is thrusting or squirming. It's a rainbow because of the beautiful diversity of participants--gay, straight, bi, black, white, latino, asian, young (though legal!), old, etc. The mile high surprise is the awkard moment when the CPOS on top realizes that his or her significant other (in a supposedly monogomous relationship) is the CPOS that he or she wound up doing.
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"Rainbow" suggests color, so perhaps something involving lipstick left on certain parts of the body.
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Wow. Mile high surprise. Sharting while joining the mile high club.
RMR: When Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah and New Mexico and Arizona all pass laws allowing same-gender marriage.
RMR: When Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah and New Mexico and Arizona all pass laws allowing same-gender marriage.
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@46: Thanks! The reversal on squeeing straights is part of what I was going for.
@49: I wouldn't say cumming on a girl is how sex normally ends, but it's not abnormal. Cumming in a girl may not be an option, and some gals won't go down on a guy who is covered in her vaginal secretions. Which leaves cumming on her the next-best option.
I will be dismayed if facials become normal, though.
@49: I wouldn't say cumming on a girl is how sex normally ends, but it's not abnormal. Cumming in a girl may not be an option, and some gals won't go down on a guy who is covered in her vaginal secretions. Which leaves cumming on her the next-best option.
I will be dismayed if facials become normal, though.
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@7- Because most men *like* to come in their partner's hole, whatever sex said hole may be. See @49.
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow: When a guy comes while getting ass fucked and ejaculates into his own mouth.
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A rocky mountain rainbow occurs during anal sex when the giver induces vomiting in the receiver at the point of orgasm, in order to heighten the sensation (from the contraction of the sphincter muscle as the receiver vomits). This act occurs during both gay and straight anal intercourse.
The act is so named because it originated in Colorado in the 1950s. Though still popular in both Colorado and neighboring mountainous states (especially Utah), there are distinct regional differences in the methods used to induced vomiting. In Denver, the basic method of inserting fingers into the throat is prevalent, however a few short miles away in Boulder, receivers swallow chunks of raw bacon secured to a length of cotton, which is extracted with force to induce vomiting.
A mile High surprise occurs during anal sex when the giver performs a rocky mountain rainbow on the receiver without warning, either in a bathroom stall, either on an aeroplane or during a Denver Broncos game (which happens ALL the time).
The act is so named because it originated in Colorado in the 1950s. Though still popular in both Colorado and neighboring mountainous states (especially Utah), there are distinct regional differences in the methods used to induced vomiting. In Denver, the basic method of inserting fingers into the throat is prevalent, however a few short miles away in Boulder, receivers swallow chunks of raw bacon secured to a length of cotton, which is extracted with force to induce vomiting.
A mile High surprise occurs during anal sex when the giver performs a rocky mountain rainbow on the receiver without warning, either in a bathroom stall, either on an aeroplane or during a Denver Broncos game (which happens ALL the time).
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This is an easy one and I sort of concur with the previous comment. At least the vomit part.
A Rocky Mountain Rainbow is the act of forcing your partner to give you oral sex to the point of him/her vomiting, preferably on the dom's genitalia.
Usability?: "I'm gonna give my man a Rocky Mountain Rainbow this weekend after the game."
Or: "I wanna see/feel that Rocky Mountain Rainbow before I come on your face."
Rocky Mountain Rainbow sounds soooo much better than "forcing your partner to puke while giving head."
Any questions?
A Rocky Mountain Rainbow is the act of forcing your partner to give you oral sex to the point of him/her vomiting, preferably on the dom's genitalia.
Usability?: "I'm gonna give my man a Rocky Mountain Rainbow this weekend after the game."
Or: "I wanna see/feel that Rocky Mountain Rainbow before I come on your face."
Rocky Mountain Rainbow sounds soooo much better than "forcing your partner to puke while giving head."
Any questions?
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow: When a guy teabags a drunk and passed-out friend, only to have his friend wake up and vomit all over his balls.
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Rocky Mountain Rainbow: the smear of menstrual blood (and often cum) left on a man's balls after period sex. "Jane gave Tom a Rocky Mountain Rainbow, but by the time he'd finished going down on her, she'd left a double rainbow all the way across this guy... so intense!"
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Silly people. Everyone knows a Rocky Mountain Rainbow is when a squeamish guy goes down on a woman after having had sex with her and she unexpectedly starts her period, thus combining a cream pie and red wings. If he's squeamish enough, he will see the rainbow.
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