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sperifera 1
It seems that you can vote as often as you'd like, go Eli!
Posted by sperifera on February 5, 2013 at 9:07 PM
Womyn2me 2
I'm bored and high, so I clicked back and forth for 25 minutes. it was fun. He went from 4% to 6%
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on February 5, 2013 at 9:24 PM
3
As you wish, Dan. We fly.
Posted by Hanoumatoi on February 5, 2013 at 9:26 PM
Womyn2me 4
OK, not quite 25 mins, more like 18 but Im high, I cant tell time. STOP YELLING AT ME and go vote.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on February 5, 2013 at 9:27 PM
5
Keep voting, Womyn2me, or I'll TP your house.
Posted by Dan Savage on February 5, 2013 at 9:34 PM
Sandiai 6
Your wish is my command.
Posted by Sandiai on February 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Womyn2me 7
I had a brief moment of fear that you knew where I live. It's become rote now, Im watching the new Tosh.0 and voting for Eli.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on February 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
Womyn2me 8
Is that our Eli? I have never seen him in his underwear before.
Posted by Womyn2me http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com on February 5, 2013 at 9:47 PM
milemarker 9
No can do. At my age, it would be considered a contribution to his delinquency if I voted for him.
Posted by milemarker on February 5, 2013 at 10:03 PM
10
Oh, no! Miguel is winning! Vote more!
Posted by west_bay_jane on February 5, 2013 at 10:08 PM
MacCrocodile 11
Eli is a good choice, but I can totally see why Miguel is in the lead (for now).
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on February 5, 2013 at 10:08 PM
brandon 12
THATS what Eli looks like?!

+1000000 Inferiority complex.
Posted by brandon on February 5, 2013 at 10:09 PM
MacCrocodile 13
By the way, Dan, if you ever want to link us to porn, I am open to the idea of a regular porn column.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on February 5, 2013 at 10:10 PM
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If you reload the page after voting, it lets you vote again (using Chrome browser)
Posted by west_bay_jane on February 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM
MacCrocodile 15
And Eli is in the lead!
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on February 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM
Gern Blanston 16
Done. I take it there's some sort of prestigious scholarship at stake?
Posted by Gern Blanston on February 5, 2013 at 10:20 PM
17
30% to 28% lead for Eli. I'll go vote again.
Posted by SeattleKim on February 5, 2013 at 10:21 PM
Puckerd Poop Chute 18
Really, vote for the white guy? I voted once because I'm a fan but felt like kind of a racist
Posted by Puckerd Poop Chute on February 5, 2013 at 10:47 PM
douchus 19
#18 - Samesies!
Posted by douchus on February 5, 2013 at 11:14 PM
20
Straight guy flying monkey reporting for duty sir! :)
Posted by fershitsandgigs on February 5, 2013 at 11:23 PM
21
Done! 5 times so far. Who is Eli and why do the rest of you know him?
Posted by nocutename on February 5, 2013 at 11:27 PM
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Dan wields rather an inordinate amount of power... but I did start almost quoting him during a philosophical discussion of porn today...
Posted by rrjo on February 5, 2013 at 11:32 PM
23
A Pulitzer isn't enough?
Posted by Napoleon XIV on February 5, 2013 at 11:35 PM
24
Yay fellow WWU alum!
Posted by Subdued Excitement on February 5, 2013 at 11:36 PM
25
Dan, why did this post disappear and then reappear?
Posted by Hanoumatoi on February 8, 2013 at 1:43 AM
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He's really pretty. :D

But I really love that kitchen he's in... damnit. At what point does a healthy, queer, 20-something year old man say "I like the muscley twunk in the foreground, but I wish he'd step to the side so I could really appreciate the kitchen accessories."

I mean, the brick chimney with the hurricane lamp. The gas range. The tea kettle. The glass canisters with what looks like oat meal and maybe popcorn. *sigh* It's a very dreamy American Farmhouse look.

Can I have the kitchen and this Eli person?
Posted by Queerly Yours on February 8, 2013 at 1:45 AM
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Got Eli up to 28.5%, bedtime now.
Remember kids, vote early, refresh and vote again often.
Posted by Hanoumatoi on February 8, 2013 at 1:54 AM
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Sorry; not with those socks.
Posted by vennominon on February 8, 2013 at 3:03 AM
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@26: wait, is "twunk" a term now? portmaneau of "twink hunk"? I rely on Dan and his commenters to keep me up to date on slang.
Posted by Action Kate on February 8, 2013 at 5:32 AM
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@29 it is a term! I'm not sure if Dan coined it, but it definitely gets used on the gay blogs... so yeah. :D

Go forth and call all the boys that are too musclely to be twinks, but too skinny to be hunks, twunks. :D
Posted by Queerly Yours on February 8, 2013 at 5:57 AM
rob! 31
Wait, I thought "twunk" was the past participle of "twink."
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 8, 2013 at 6:25 AM
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rob!, you cannot twunk. If you get hairy but stay skinny, you become an otter. If you get hairy and muscley, you're a wolf. If you get hairy and big (fat or muscle) you're a bear. Heck, if you just get big you're a bear.

Queer male categories are living things. You are what you are now, not what you were back then... unless you desperately try to hold onto it... then you're kind of sad. Embrace what you are now!

Unless...

Wait for it...

Did you mean, to twink as in "I totally went to the club last night and went home with that tiny little twink. I totally twunked last night!"

Then it might be an acceptable alternate meaning. Perhaps.
Posted by Queerly Yours on February 8, 2013 at 6:33 AM
Catalina Vel-DuRay 33
It wasn't hard to vote for him, as he is the most attractive of the lot, and I'm sure he's a very nice person.
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on February 8, 2013 at 6:41 AM
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Done.
Posted by Buffy on February 8, 2013 at 6:45 AM
Allyn 35
I feel bad for Trace. He's adorable, but he only has 1%. So since Eli is ahead, I'm going to have to boost Trace up a little.
Posted by Allyn on February 8, 2013 at 7:20 AM
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Great. What's next on Slog - pick your favorite SeaGal because for her body - oops - her brains?

Sort porn - gay or straight - do it somewhere else please.
Posted by Fluffy on February 8, 2013 at 7:24 AM
gloomy gus 37
@16, the winner gets a bit part the script calls "Vivacious Busboy (Ethnic?)" on an upcoming episode of Smash.
Posted by gloomy gus on February 8, 2013 at 7:40 AM
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@16 The internet tells me that the winner will get $1,000 and will be essentially a beauty pageant winner working for queer social justice in the Seattle Area. While wearing briefs.
Posted by Queerly Yours on February 8, 2013 at 7:51 AM

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