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he'll be bobby she'll be whitney.
Posted by ryok72 on February 6, 2013 at 1:09 PM
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The only reason I chose jail time is because of the (pretty blatant, easily provable) lying about his community service. I mean come the fuck on. He gets the Celebrity Punishment (which is ridiculously light for the offense committed) of easy community service- something he is far more capable of completing than the average person since he shouldn't have any major money woes when taking the time off to do it- and yet HE STILL CAN'T JUST NUT UP AND DO IT? That's giving a massive middle finger and the greatest sign one can make that the lesson was NOT learned.

And this letter simply cements my theory. He's an ignorant asshole with anger issues and absolutely no self-awareness.
Posted by AedanCRoberts on February 6, 2013 at 2:35 PM
quix 3
I'm perplexed. "A swift kick in the balls," while clearly merited, isn't one of the options. What to do?
Posted by quix on February 6, 2013 at 3:11 PM
undead ayn rand 4
You could just lead a quiet life and get the fuck out of the spotlight, you know.
Posted by undead ayn rand on February 6, 2013 at 3:12 PM
treacle 5
I think he deserves to stop making awful songs. No, wait: WE deserve for him to stop making awful songs. RHIANNA deserves better than a dude that beats her up. CHRS.BRWN deserves a whole bunch of pies in the face... one a day, everyday, for the rest of his life. Plus the rest of what everybody says.
Posted by treacle on February 6, 2013 at 3:31 PM
T 6
"Being famous AND a total piece of shit is soooo hard you guyz! WAAAAAH!!!"
Posted by T on February 6, 2013 at 3:37 PM
Pope Peabrain 7
Cry me a river, bitch. Gawd how I hate rich people.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on February 6, 2013 at 3:48 PM
Larry Mizell, Jr. 8
i almost think he deserves to have Frank Ocean press criminal charges on him just to put a further crimp in his step. but then again, i don't really think anybody deserves that shit.

he deserves to get beat like a smoker in a alleyway, the quickest route to humility.
Posted by Larry Mizell, Jr. on February 6, 2013 at 4:15 PM
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Who is chris brown?
Posted by cracked on February 6, 2013 at 4:44 PM
undead ayn rand 10
"he deserves to get beat like a smoker in a alleyway, the quickest route to humility."

He's not really a bright thinker, more lizard brain. I think it'd just make him more angry, not any more introspective.
Posted by undead ayn rand on February 6, 2013 at 4:45 PM
David Schmader 11
He's going to kill someone someday.
Posted by David Schmader on February 6, 2013 at 4:47 PM
-B- 12
I don't even know any of his songs/music/??. Or Rihanna's songs or most music acts within the last 10 years. The music is so generic sounding. Just like every car on the street, I honestly can't tell you what make each one is, they all look generally the same. We are in a generic pop era and the only way these generic so called musicians can get attention is by acting out. Chris Brown hits Rihanna leaves him then they get back together. That is what I know about these boring people. They are TROLLS! YAWN!
Posted by -B- http://brianboulton.com/ on February 6, 2013 at 5:03 PM
blip 13
I am sick of having an opinion about Chris Brown.
Posted by blip on February 6, 2013 at 5:04 PM
gttrgst 14
...drone struck at a funeral, now that it's legal.
Posted by gttrgst on February 6, 2013 at 5:07 PM
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Chris Brown should probably just kill himself.
Posted by do the right thing Chris on February 7, 2013 at 9:02 AM

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