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Is that supposed to be all of the asshole's the new pope has fucked? I guess he's new.
Posted by Root on March 13, 2013 at 11:53 AM · Report this
Max Solomon 2
@1: that'd be (o)(o)(o), right?

generally, popes are not the pederasts. they are their ENABLERS.
Posted by Max Solomon on March 13, 2013 at 11:55 AM · Report this
biffp 3
Party at El Gaucho.
Posted by biffp on March 13, 2013 at 12:17 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 4
Pope Francis 1st is seventy-six.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on March 13, 2013 at 12:18 PM · Report this
I've been waiting to post this ever since Cardinal Ratzinger abdicated:…
Posted by LMcGuff on March 13, 2013 at 12:20 PM · Report this
It's an Argentine, in power during the dirty war (late 70s, early 80s). The Catholic Church collaborated with the government, and has blood on its hands - lots of dead sons and daughters, stolen children. I don't want to prejudge, and don't know what he did, but just the association makes me feel queezy.
Posted by Jude Fawley on March 13, 2013 at 12:22 PM · Report this
sissoucat 7
@5 Lovely video.

The cardinals were fast, they didn't want to fast.
Posted by sissoucat on March 13, 2013 at 12:26 PM · Report this
biffp 8
@6, not celebrating the Fuhrer's birthday at St. Peter's and providing active assistance, but as usual protecting only its own interests:

“The attitude of the church was scandalously close to the dictatorship” that killed more than 15,000 Argentines and tortured tens of thousands more, the priest told a panel of three judges here, “to such an extent that I would say it was of a sinful degree.” The panel is deciding the fate of the Rev. Christian von Wernich, a priest accused of conspiring with the military who has become for many a powerful symbol of the church’s role.

The church “was like a mother that did not look for her children,” Father Capitanio added. “It did not kill anybody, but it did not save anybody, either.”…
Posted by biffp on March 13, 2013 at 12:29 PM · Report this
motofly 9
Pope Frankie Bag of Donuts! Coulda been a alot worse.
Posted by motofly on March 13, 2013 at 12:33 PM · Report this
Sir Vic 10
@6 The RC church has been abusing Latin America for 500 years. It's one of the last strongholds of social & political ignorance left for the papacy to exploit, Africa notwithstanding. The lack of stable democratic governments is a direct result of the patriarchal nature of the RC church and its inordinate influence in LA culture.
Posted by Sir Vic on March 13, 2013 at 12:34 PM · Report this
Gus 11
So, Pope Pinochet?
Posted by Gus on March 13, 2013 at 12:44 PM · Report this
\o/ is the international symbol for vagina correct?
Posted by michael bell on March 13, 2013 at 1:12 PM · Report this
Posted by dutchie on March 13, 2013 at 1:16 PM · Report this
Gus wins the internet!
Posted by judybrowni on March 13, 2013 at 1:16 PM · Report this
@13 Yes!!
Posted by floater on March 13, 2013 at 2:07 PM · Report this
I also like Pope Pinochet, as inaccurate as it is.
Posted by floater on March 13, 2013 at 2:09 PM · Report this
what? we have potatoes???
Posted by LuisitaPhD on March 13, 2013 at 3:32 PM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 18
I have no idea what Habemus Papam means, but I assume it has something to do with a row of martini glasses.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on March 13, 2013 at 3:34 PM · Report this
Vatican tweets announcement of new pope in dead language in an attempt to demonstrate their social awareness.
Posted by Ruke on March 13, 2013 at 5:04 PM · Report this
Get it right, people! This is how you're supposed to do it: "( v )", "[ i ]", and "( o )"
Posted by ctmcmull on March 14, 2013 at 6:40 AM · Report this

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