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I Got an MP3 Powered Vibrator in the Mail Today!
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um...any thing by Discharge!? eep. um, and anything by Pussy, the Clit Boys, the Plugz...
I'm in the Mood - John Lee Hooker
Pressure - Deep Wound
Wind Up - Jethro Tull
Slip it In - Black Flag
I Can't Jerk - Ozzy & the Sperlings
Leave Myself to Me - Southern Gentlemen
Night Goat - the Melvins
Baby You're Alive - the Styles
Twice as Much On Sunday - Mike Mann Outfit
Get Stuffed - the Nervous Eaters
Riding the Flat Lands -Christ On Parade
Deeper - Les Chasonettes
I'm in the Mood - John Lee Hooker
Pressure - Deep Wound
Wind Up - Jethro Tull
Slip it In - Black Flag
I Can't Jerk - Ozzy & the Sperlings
Leave Myself to Me - Southern Gentlemen
Night Goat - the Melvins
Baby You're Alive - the Styles
Twice as Much On Sunday - Mike Mann Outfit
Get Stuffed - the Nervous Eaters
Riding the Flat Lands -Christ On Parade
Deeper - Les Chasonettes
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This post makes me want
1. a vagina
2. this toy
3. to plug this into the output of my x-box and get some call of duty 4 on.
fuckyeah bro
1. a vagina
2. this toy
3. to plug this into the output of my x-box and get some call of duty 4 on.
fuckyeah bro
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I would actually suggest anything Death Metal or Hiphip. Basically something with fast beats and lots of bass or kick drums.
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I say go for a challenge. Find the most unsexy music in the world and see if it you can get off to it. John Philip Sousa marches might be a good place to start. Of course if you are successful in this endeavor, it may instill a Pavlovian response of sorts that crops up at inopportune times such as 4th of July fireworks displays.
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A young girl is left home alone with only her dog to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows but one won't close.
She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.
In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.
Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.
Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".
She decides to leave it unlocked and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.
In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.
Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.
Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".
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Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up. The powerful bass track from that thing will send you over the edge a few times probably :)
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Lil Kim - Gimme that (good dick/pussy)
Lil Kim - How Many Licks
Both would be very appropriate :)
Lil Kim - How Many Licks
Both would be very appropriate :)
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@14 - the fanfare to Sousa's Star's and Stripes Forever makes me think of some old military general fucking and having an orgasm the last 10 secs of that fanfare.
I'd try the 1812 Overture which is almost 15 min long.
I'd try the 1812 Overture which is almost 15 min long.
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babeland...
still think they suck for losing the "toys in..." part of their name. that was supposed to be the whole clever idea. now it's just, excuse the term, a limp-dick store name.
maybe next they'll just go for BL, since they seem to be so keen on abbreviating. it was an interesting store to start out with, but they lost their cool.
still think they suck for losing the "toys in..." part of their name. that was supposed to be the whole clever idea. now it's just, excuse the term, a limp-dick store name.
maybe next they'll just go for BL, since they seem to be so keen on abbreviating. it was an interesting store to start out with, but they lost their cool.
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We made it to a quarter hundred without "Orgasm Addict" showing up? And no mention of the sexiest song of all time, DJ Assualt's "Ass 'n' Titties"? I'd actually recommend a sound effects record of machine guns firing ... maybe an earthquake if you've got time to kill.
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I didn't think it possible to be wooed and seduced by a vibrator but I was wrong. I just tried the Freestyle with Mark Eitzel's song "Sleep" and I fell in love. It was suspenseful, I didn't know what was going to, *ahem* come next. More, more I begged, but the song was so slow and beautiful that the vibrations never got too strong or went on for very long. A tease! I thought. But I liked it. Like a new lover that surprises you with things you didn't know you liked. Or a makeout session where you are not allowed to take off your clothes (I mean, I wasn't kissing it, but you know what I mean), all suspense and anticipation. I really felt like the song was all for me, the Freestyle was "singing" it to me.
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I Wanna Melt With U, by Prince. Really, you need Prince's whole catalog, but that song is a good place to start. I mean, just listen to the first 5 seconds of the bass line...
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