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J-Haxx 1
1. Yes
2 No idea

Why did the kid give the toy to the homeless man?
Posted by J-Haxx http://defyaugury.livejournal.com on November 4, 2009 at 1:50 PM
NumberOne 2
I detest this.
Posted by NumberOne on November 4, 2009 at 1:53 PM
Cook 3
why are they so orange? omg it's my worst nightmare
Posted by Cook on November 4, 2009 at 1:54 PM
Cook 4
ohhhhhh i get it. they're canadian.
Posted by Cook on November 4, 2009 at 1:56 PM
5
These are New Jersey Douche Bags - google it
Posted by NJ DB on November 4, 2009 at 2:05 PM
6
They're oompa-loompas!
Posted by MEC on November 4, 2009 at 2:07 PM
Megan Seling 7
One more question: Why the fuck did I watch the whole thing? And why am I probably going to watch it again??
Posted by Megan Seling on November 4, 2009 at 2:07 PM
very bad homo 8
I never thought anything could make me miss the Backstreet Boys.
Posted by very bad homo on November 4, 2009 at 2:14 PM
Josh Bomb 9
gaaaahhhh my eyes, my beautiful eyes!

THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
Posted by Josh Bomb http://www.satanosphere.com on November 4, 2009 at 2:15 PM
Caroline 10
That entire music video smells like poo.
Posted by Caroline on November 4, 2009 at 2:21 PM
nixor 11
never before has one boy band give such consistent gay face
Posted by nixor on November 4, 2009 at 2:21 PM
Loveschild 12
ROFL! There's so much wrong going on with those three dudes(?), Im not even going to the whole pimp hat thing ...shakes head. May they never return.
Posted by Loveschild http://www.marriagedebate.com on November 4, 2009 at 2:23 PM
13
It's at least a little bit about Saddlebacking: "No pressure to go all the way/there's other places we can go." Also, who wants to bet that if any poor soul actually did get down on these douchebags, they wouldn't get down in return?
Posted by EmilyTakesTokyo on November 4, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Oldskool 14
Since you asked, here's what these hos are up to now!
http://www.ryandan.com/
The blonded ones are twins!
The one with the overplucked eyebrows is now a male model! I mean "male model."

Posted by Oldskool on November 4, 2009 at 2:28 PM
nixor 15
I also love the first view the kid gets through the viewmaster. creepy predator face "i will take you places that you only think about when you're asleep at night" and the kid's all smiling. oh lawd

and are they wearing pearls??
Posted by nixor on November 4, 2009 at 2:32 PM
Megan Seling 16
Wow. I missed this line the first time I listened: "I'm gonna make you come tonight (over to my house)."

I see what they did there!
Posted by Megan Seling on November 4, 2009 at 2:35 PM
firewallender 17
OH. MY. GAWD.
Posted by firewallender on November 4, 2009 at 2:40 PM
firewallender 18
There new stuff is much less pop, more "popera". And less orange.

http://www.ilike.com/artist/RyanDan
Posted by firewallender on November 4, 2009 at 2:49 PM
firewallender 19
Their new stuff is much less pop, more "popera". And less orange.

http://www.ilike.com/artist/RyanDan
Posted by firewallender on November 4, 2009 at 2:49 PM
w7ngman 20
It's the band name b4 they had 4 members.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on November 4, 2009 at 2:52 PM
TVDinner 21
Are two of these guys twins?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on November 4, 2009 at 3:01 PM
22
I introduced so many people to this band :) :)
Posted by HypatiasAngst on November 4, 2009 at 3:13 PM
23
Why do videos and pop songs aimed at 11 yo's always have lyrics about fellating and smacking and what not?
Posted by mitten on November 4, 2009 at 3:17 PM
w7ngman 24
Their unoriginality in band names knows no bounds:

"After breaking up from the band, twins Ryan and Dan Kowarsky formed the group RyanDan"

"In July 2007 RyanDan recorded a collaboration with solo artist Ryan Richter. The subsequent concept album was titled RyanDanRyan."
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on November 4, 2009 at 3:20 PM
25
Oh jeez. A co-worker and I once had a game where we traded off listing boy band names until one of us couldn't remember one. They got more and more ridiculous and obscure as we went on, but we went on for a loooooong time. B44 was definitely on that list, but I'm glad to say I didn't remember it.
Posted by Gloria on November 4, 2009 at 3:23 PM
Will in Seattle 26
1. Yes.
2. sometimes, well, if you do it right and she really likes it, it can get very very very wet. Hence the lifejackets.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 4, 2009 at 3:38 PM
baconpussy 27
Would all that orange come out of my sheets?
Posted by baconpussy on November 4, 2009 at 3:45 PM
28
Have you ever been to Jersey? This is what many of the guys look like there - jacked, orange, ridiculous pincushion hair, diamonds everywhere. And most of them are loaded. It's horrifying.
Posted by DCNative on November 4, 2009 at 3:53 PM
29
Oh God, I'm having flashbacks to MuchMusic circa 2000.
Posted by gholtby on November 4, 2009 at 4:26 PM
Will in Seattle 30
@27. no.

@29. god i miss MuchMusic. Even VH1 is so much suckage and the constant censoring and Disney plugs on MTV upper band makes me retch.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 4, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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Re: J-haxx question: Why did the kid give the toy to the homeless man?

Because the kid hates freedom!
Posted by tysurfing on November 4, 2009 at 4:34 PM
Fnarf 32
I think it's the best thing I've ever heard.

Hey, Loveschild, FUCK OFF. You're not welcome here, remember?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 4, 2009 at 5:14 PM
Betsy Ross 33
I want to barf all over this.
Posted by Betsy Ross on November 4, 2009 at 6:21 PM
Fnarf 34
There's no pressure to go all the way, there's other places we can go (wink).
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 4, 2009 at 8:25 PM
35
DO NOT WANT!
Posted by thom on November 5, 2009 at 6:00 AM
36
As a proud 'mo, I'm offended that this video is gayer than anything Savage Garden ever put out. And ... their hair must die!!

Does the world really need a new Wham!?
Posted by The Only Gay in the Valley on November 5, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Sir Learnsalot 37
The internet is a race, etc.
Posted by Sir Learnsalot http://ubiquitousthey.com on November 5, 2009 at 1:34 PM

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