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Gift Item List
- STRANGERCROMBIE HOME
- CELEBRITY
- Harvey Danger Cover the Song of Your Choice
- BOAT Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Dina Martina Covers the Song of Your Choice
- "Awesome" Cover the Song of Your Choice
- Lunch with Five Fags
- Hugh Foskett's Package
- Rat City Rollergirls Birthday Bash
- A Copy of the Shortbus Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell
- Attend a Sonics Game with Sherman Alexie and Dan Savage
- Showgirls with David Schmader
- Ride the Ducks with Cienna Madrid
- Gay Bingo with Sally Clark
- SuttonBeresCuller Tree-Trimming Party
- BeDazzled with Ben Exworthy
- ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
- So You Wanna Be Orson Welles
- So You Wanna Be a Medici
- So You Wanna Be an Artist
- So You Wanna Be a Writer
- So You Wanna Be an Actor
- So You Wanna Be Cultured
- Stranger Genius Package #1: On the Boards
- Stranger Genius Package #2: Washington Ensemble Theatre
- Cineaste Fiesta
- SIFF Freakout
- Theater Nerd
- Comics Nerd
- Alex Ross’s iPod
- Artsy Menorah, Frosted Jesus
- Sgt. Rigsby and His Amazing Silhouettes
- FASHION
- The Year in Threads for Her
- Fashion for Her
- Fashion for Him
- His 'n' Hers Fashion
- Holey Crap
- Beat with the Pretty Stick
- Hair-Hater's Package
- R.E.Load in Red
- MUSIC
- Poster Package #1 — Pearl Jam
- Poster Package #2 — Jeff Kleinsmith
- Poster Package #3 — Sasquatch, Part One
- Poster Package #4 — Sasquatch, Part Two
- Poster Package #5 — Autographed Goods
- Poster Package #6 — Alejandro Escovedo
- House Party with the Cops
- Vinyl Delight
- Easy Street Shopping Spree
- Zune
- Zunes
- Build Your Music Library
- Cut Chemist Package
- So You Wanna Be a Rock Star
- Collector's Delight
- LIFESTYLE
- The Egoist's Package
- Crafty
- 4 the Kidz
- Foodie Freak-out
- Capitol Hill Food Fest
- SEX & ROMANCE
- Le Romance Package
- MotoRomance Package
- Babeland Party
- Get Kinky
- Utilikilt
- Lefty Fun-Pak
- SHUT IN
- The Best Damned Dinner Party in the History of Ever
- Home Set #1 — Edo Bedroom
- Home Set #2 — Quadro Table
- Pizza Glutton
- Date for One
- Cheer Up, Motherfucker
- For the Person Who Has Everything
- GET OUT
- A Goddamned Vespa
- Get Out of Town #1 — Doe Bay
- Get Out of Town #2 — Portland
- Get Out of Town #3 — Portland Part Deux
- Come Sail Away with Me
- Pretty, Tough
- Work Up an Appetite #1
- Work Up an Appetite #2
- Dancing Queen
- Party Like Paris Hilton
- Party Like a Middle-Class Homeowner
- FESTIVALS
- King of Clubs
- Queen of KEXP
- Baron of Bumbershoot
- Signora of Sasquatch
- Duke of Decibel
- Block Party Big Shot
- BUY US
- Cupcakes and Cowgirls Birthday Party Package
- The Stranger's Distribution Team Helps You Move
- Buy The Stranger's Cover
- Be Savage Love's Guest Expert
- Buy The Stranger's "Hot Box"
- Buy Last Days
- Buy a News Story
- Buy a One-Page Feature
- Fill One Page of The Stranger However You Want
- Pick Stranger Suggests
- Buy a Book Review
- Buy an Art Review
- Buy a Music Profile
- Buy a CD Review
- Buy Drunk of the Week
- Buy Party Crasher
- Buy a Chow Review
- Buy a Film Review
- Buy The Stranger's Comics Page
- STOCKING STUFFERS
- Vain
- Archie McPhee
- Market Spice
- Silver Platters
- Maritime Pacific Brewing Company
- Sweets for the Sweet
- Burger Glutton
- Mac 'n' Cheese Glutton
- Butch Blum
- Eyes on Fremont
- Take 2 Consignment Shop
- EMI Swag
- Mystery Bag of T-shirts
- Wild at Heart
- Love Zone
- Cremant
- Cafe Vega
- Triple Door
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BIG NEWS! Most of the 2006 Strangercrombie acutions close at 5:00 pm on Friday, but the following 10 auctions have been extended an extra day (until Saturday afternoon)! Wawawee! Jump in there!
Merry Kwaanzukkah,
The Stranger
A Goddamned Brand New Vespa
Stranger Personals
A wonderful, beautiful, shiny new Vespa with all the trimmings, courtesy of Vespa Seattle. The package includes one sky-blue Vespa LX 50 cc model, shipping, set-up and prep, plates, tabs, and license fees, two Vespa Soft Touch helmets, two riding jackets, shoulder bags by Chrome, a front rack, and more! The winner is legally obligated to pay vehicle sales tax! (Good-looking passenger not—necessarily—included.) Valued at more than $5,198.45! Opening bid: $1.99!
Bid Now!
Mystery Bag of T-shirts
From bands like the Kills, Journey(!), Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, and others. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Harvey Danger Cover the Song of Your Choice
Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
Buy a CD Review
Buy an enthusiastic review of the CD of your choice for The Stranger’s January 25 issue. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99
So You Wanna Be Orson Welles
For the aspiring filmmaker on your list, the greatest gift package imaginable: a year's pass to the Northwest Film Forum, a membership to WigglyWorld (giving access to their workshops and equipment rental), a $250 credit toward a class at WigglyWorld, eight hours of editing at 911 Media Arts Center (where the Stranger Genius Award-winning filmmaker James Longley edited Iraq in Fragments), a consultation with local filmmaker Lynn Shelton (We Go Way Back), and a year's subscription to TheWarrenReport. And, just to get you in the mood, we're throwing in an Orson Welles mask made by longtime Stranger artist Kathryn Rathke, a gift certificate to booze-and-food emporium Rosebud, and a case of champagne! Double-reverse-backflip priceless! Opening bid: a shamefully low $1.99!
Poster Package #1—Pearl Jam
Last year’s Pearl Jam package sold for an eye-popping $6,500. Thanks to the big-hearted band, we’re back for round two. This year’s package includes a framed, limited-edition silk-screened poster of Pearl Jam’s 2006 Washington, D.C., show signed by artist Brad Klausen, a framed photo of Pearl Jam and Neil Young (circa 1992), snapped and signed by Lance Mercer (which retails for $1,000), plus a copy of 5x1, Mercer’s book of photos of the early Pearl Jam years. (Framing courtesy of Northwest Art & Frame.) Pee-riceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
A Copy of the Shortbus Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell
Screenplay Signed by Director John Cameron Mitchell Own a piece of cinema history—the script for this year’s finest sex comedy (with unsimulated sex!), signed by director (and director and star of Hedwig and the Angry Inch) John Cameron Mitchell. PLUS 123 Shortbus condoms and a movie soundtrack. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Triple Door
A $50 gift certificate. Opening bid: $1.99
Date for One
Not one, not two, but sixteen (!) boxes of heterosexual pornography, from the original Debbie Does Dallas to Specs Appeal: Girls with Glasses to the disconcertingly named Anabolic Initiations IV. This vast collection of preowned but nonsticky wankspiration is spread over DVDs, VHS tapes, and even a few laserdiscs (?!?), and comes with a complimentary package of tube socks. Priceless! Opening bid: $1.99!
Silver Platters
Two $25 gift certificates. Opening bid: $1.99
Here's how the auction works:
• Check out the following pages and pick the items you like best. You can use the shortcuts on the right to jump to any item.
• Locate your preferred item, and click the link below it. This will take you to the item's home on eBay.
• Bid on eBay, and check in regularly to make sure you still have the highest bid.
• Bidding ends Friday, December 15 at 5 pm.
• Winners will be notified immediately, and you can pick up your prizes in plenty of time for Christmas!
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