Drunk of the Week
The Gays weren't the only ones whoopin' it up in the streets this past Sunday. When we crossed the intersection of Broadway and East Denny Way some guy wearing rainbow beads and waving a big neon-orange flag asked us for change, while ol' McDrunky here called us "a honky" and smacked our ass with a cardboard paddle. McDrunky mumbled something about "being a lesbian trapped in a man's body" and then chased us down the block going "coochie, coochie, coo!"
Hmm. I think Honky would like the Gay Pride Parade to stay on Broadway. He'll eventually receive a T-shirt and $10. KELLY O