Drunk of the Week

You down with OPB?

Yum, yum, yum! Look at that great big frothy glass in Toi's hand. Wouldn't you just LOVE IT if a beautiful girl in a freaky cleavage-poppin' Oktoberfest outfit handed you a nice icy cold beer RIGHT NOW? Mmm, beer! Would you still drink it if I told you that Toi made that beer with yeast from her own vagina? That she made a keg of homebrew, called "Toi Sennhauser's OPB—Original Pussy Beer"? Hmm, would you drink it then? Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk. Personally, I'm fascinated by Toi's claim that WOMEN invented beer, way back around 4000 B.C. To read more, CLICK HERE.

Toi says, "Saufsch' ma Bier, dann trinksch a mi!" She will receive $10 and a DOTW T-shirt. KELLY O


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Yeast is yeast.
Posted by ODB on December 14, 2008 at 8:26 AM · Report this
pics or it didn't happen
Posted by anonymous on December 14, 2008 at 12:50 PM · Report this
yeast is not yeast!!!, Vag and penis yeast is not beer yeast and does not make alcohol this artical is a total lie.

Saccharomyces cerevisiae BEER YEAST is nothing like Candida albicans the human pathogen, oh and by the way anyone can get a yeast infection not just woman. ever heard of Thrush you may have it now.
Posted by Saccharomycetales on April 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM · Report this
It was wild yeast(Saccharomyces cerevisiae), not wild pussy yeast (Candida albicans) that the ancient Summarians probably had in the (if you can call it)beer.
Yeast was not identified until after the invention of the microscope. Until then they called the magic that made fermentaiopn possible "Godisgoode".
The Fertile Cresent expanded because of the need to discover more Wild Barley and to get away from crazy women that introduce pussy slop in thier beer.
Posted by Mojoe on May 18, 2009 at 11:42 AM · Report this
Are you serious? Latin names for yeast AND comparisons? That's why you two you'll never get the joke let alone REAL pussy.
Posted by no aftertaste on May 9, 2010 at 11:23 AM · Report this
Joe Paviglianti would like it even more if it mean't he was going to be heard above all others.
Posted by Joes A Paviglianti on October 29, 2010 at 9:18 PM · Report this

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