Yum, yum, yum! Look at that great big frothy glass in Toi's hand. Wouldn't you just LOVE IT if a beautiful girl in a freaky cleavage-poppin' Oktoberfest outfit handed you a nice icy cold beer RIGHT NOW? Mmm, beer! Would you still drink it if I told you that Toi made that beer with yeast from her own vagina? That she made a keg of homebrew, called "Toi Sennhauser's OPB—Original Pussy Beer"? Hmm, would you drink it then? Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk. Personally, I'm fascinated by Toi's claim that WOMEN invented beer, way back around 4000 B.C. To read more, CLICK HERE.
Toi says, "Saufsch' ma Bier, dann trinksch a mi!" She will receive $10 and a DOTW T-shirt. KELLY O
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Saccharomyces cerevisiae BEER YEAST is nothing like Candida albicans the human pathogen, oh and by the way anyone can get a yeast infection not just woman. ever heard of Thrush you may have it now.
Yeast was not identified until after the invention of the microscope. Until then they called the magic that made fermentaiopn possible "Godisgoode".
The Fertile Cresent expanded because of the need to discover more Wild Barley and to get away from crazy women that introduce pussy slop in thier beer.
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