"Hey"

by Lil Jon feat. 3OH!3
(Universal Republic)

Services Offered > Event Services: Party Starter Available (Atlanta)

"HEEEEYYY! REMEMBER MEEEEEE?! I'M THE GUY WHO INVENTED ALL THIS SCREAMING SHIIIIIT! WELL, NOT EXACTLY: OTHER PEOPLE SCREAMED BEFORE I DID, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAZ (muthafuckaz!) REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED BEFORE LAST MONTH ANYWAY, RIIIIIIGHT? SO I MET UP WITH THESE WHITE DUDES (white dudes!) THAT EVERYONE'S BEEN JOCKING AND WE BROKE OUT THE SYYYYNTHS (syyyynths!) AND PRESTO! (Hey!) SURE, THEY'RE LEANING ON THE AUTO-TUNE (gggOooohhhhggg gggYyyggeahhhhgg!) LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, BUT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK (ho!) THEN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! (Ho!) LET'S PAAARRRTYYY!"

"Blah, Blah, Blah"

by Ke$ha feat. 3OH!3
(RCA)

Personals > Missed Connections: Outside of Hooters @ you know, the mall? - w4m (Los Angeles)

"YO, EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BEING A LITTLE BITCH WITCH'YO CHITCHAT AND COULD STAND TO LOSE THAT DUMB-ASS FRIEND OF YOURS (HE SEEMS LIKE HE FOLLOWS YOU *EVERYWHERE*), THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY NUMBER IS THAT I HAD A CAR TO GET INTO. BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS KINDA INTO YOUR ADENOIDAL SCREECH. THEN AGAIN, 'TRASHY' IS NOT A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO ME, HAHAHA! ANYWAY, I WANNA DANCE WITH NO PANTS ON, DOES THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU? HAHAHAHA NEVER GONNA HAPPEN LOSER! NAH, JUST PLAYIN'. LET'S GET TOGETHER FOR AN ORANGE JULIUS SOMETIME. OH, AND I MEAN THE TALL ONE W/THE LONG HAIR, NOT THE SHORT GUY—WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?"

"My First Kiss"

by 3OH!3 feat. Ke$ha
(Photo Finish)

Personals > Casual Encounters: Back of the car, all the way to the bar - mm4w (Boulder)

"YOU WILL NEVER GET ENOUGH ONCE YOU GET A LITTLE TOUGH! LOL! NO SRSLY THERE'S TWO OF US AND WHILE WE'RE KINDA OBNOXIOUS LOL THAT'S SORT OF OUR CHARM, OR I GUESS 'CHARM' IN SCARE QUOTES (WHOOPS THAT SHOULD BE 'WE' BUT YOU KNOW ONLY ONE PERSON CAN TYPE AT A TIME RIGHT LOL?), ANYWAY WE WOULD LUV 2 MEET UP W/U, ESP AFTER THAT ONE BITCH DISSED US IN CALI. (WE GOT HER 2 SAY SUM SWEET SCHIT AFTER WE HELPED HER OUT SO IT'S ALL GOOD ASIDE FROM HER BEING A BITCH LOL!) IF YOU CAN HANDLE A COUPLE RAD DUDES WE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE THIS HAPPEN. ALSO WE KNOW LIL JON LOL NO JOKE! IF YOUR HOT, EMAIL PIX TO [redacted]. TOTALLY 420 FRIENDLY SO BE READY 2 PARTY!" recommended