Ari Spool

Kabobs Express looks like a McDonald's, but it doesn't matter because you won't be staying long. When you walk in, breeze past the long, complicated menu that specifies, too exactly, the way you're supposed to order your food. Bypass the effusiveness of the staff. Just order a lamb kebab, maybe with some tzatziki, for $1.79. The lamb is perfect—juicy, flavorful, fresh from the grill, served on a stick. Leaving the place with a kebab is like leaving a bank with a bag of loot.