Stupid, Stupid Florida
LOOK AT THIS STATE. What a stupid state. Who would ever want to live in such a stupid state? Ever since its peninsula was discovered by Ponce de León in 1513, this stupid state has produced nothing but stupidity, from Anita Bryant to Elian Gonzalez to oceans of stupid orange juice. Their state bird is the mockingbird, which is stupid. Their state tree is the Sabal palmetto
palm, which is also stupid. Every one of this stupid state's 9,746,421 residents is stupid. Look at this state. What a stupid state. Stupid, stupid Florida.