Please Stop Telling Me About Your Sex Life
I know you three ladies, although you do not know each other. And although we enjoy spending time together, if I have to hear one more word about any of your sex lives, I'm going to explode. It's bad enough I can't get a quality date in this town, let alone a quality fuck, without you all rubbing my face in it. Am I jealous? Hell yes, but that's not the point. The fact is none of you can keep your mouths shut about opening your legs. A guy friend of mine tells me that if a woman tells you about her sex life, she either wants to fuck you or piss you off. If it's the former, let's get it on. If it's the latter, please shut up.