Location: Capitol Hill.

Description: A popular hipster rendezvous and Mexican-tchotchke wonderland.

Prime novelty: A vending machine stocked with budget-friendly delights, including a value pack of removable tattoos (24 tats, $2); feathered roach clips/county-fair hair accessories ($5); miniature sombreros ($6); and an old paperback of Chekhov's The Major Plays ($3).

Fun fact that seems like a lie but is not: The earliest vending machine dates back to the first century and dispensed holy water.

Happy hours: Tues–Sat 5–8 pm, Sun–Mon noon–close.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.75 well drinks, $3.50 margaritas and bloody marys, 50 cents off pints (Tecate, Dos Equis, and more).

Happy-hour food specials: $1 off nachos.