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Summer is the only reason for living in Seattle. And being prepared for summer is especially important. In addition to sunscreen, breast pumps, and devil sticks, here's a handy short list of other products of you might consider packing on your next trip to the beach:
1. The Beer Belt. Like the Beer Helmet, but you roll with six, instead of two. (www.drinkingstuff.com)
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2. The Beer Belly. A removable spare tire that secretly holds up to 80 ounces of liquid. That's more than a six-pack! (www.thebeerbelly.com)
3. The Wine Rack. For the ladies: Turn your A-cups to double-Ds with the finest white zinfandel you can find. (www.thebeerbelly.com/winerack.asp)
4. The Binocular Flask. These suckers look just like the real deal and hold eight ounces of joke juice. (www.baronbob.com)
Fredovitch (pictured) says, "Seulement en Amérique!" He will receive one DOTW T-shirt. KELLY O
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