Doorbelling is basically the opposite of crashing a party.

It's the middle of the day and you're knocking on the doors of total strangers, most of whom have no interest in talking to you. And you're hot, and tired, and more than likely hung over, and you're in fucking Bellevue, and who the hell wants to be there on a sleepy Sunday afternoon?

You do—that is, if you're with Mass Transit Now, and if it's three weeks before the election, and if you need Eastside votes to ensure your proposal to build 36 new miles of light rail (and 100,000 new hours of express bus service!) has a chance in hell. If all that pertains to you, you'll be slogging through the leafy suburb where anti–light rail developer Kemper Freeman lives, handing out flyers to people who may or may not give a damn, making your pitch to whoever's around to answer the door.

This particular Sunday, that means, basically, no one—aside from a couple of harried-yet-excessively-made-up moms, a group of teenagers disembarking from their mother's massive SUV, assorted help, and a 12-year-old too young to vote but old enough to give us a "fuck you" glare. Most of the few people who answer the door are receptive, if curt. "I'm still thinking about it," one says. "Probably," another answers when prodded to tell us whether we can count on her support. And, in the day's most frightening encounter, a bathrobe-clad woman with a towel on her head bangs loudly on her window, mouthing what I assume to be something like "GO BACK TO SEATTLE YOU FUCKING HIPPIES."

Otherwise, it's one closed door after another. No one even offers us a drink.

And Kemper? His house, which we fail to find after stumbling down one hilly cul-de-sac after another, has been sold. The teenagers in the SUV were nice enough to tell us that.

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