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The Turkuaz Special

Unforgettable Food and Seattle's Most Charming Waitress

The Turkuaz Special

Tim Schlecht

OSKAY AND BIZEL Warming up Madrona one dish at a time.

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One of my first months in Seattle was passed in Madrona, dog-sitting the world's sweetest standard poodle in a house with a view of Lake Washington. It was a good life, but a very quiet one. Since then, the only real draw of Madrona has been a bowl of bouillabaisse at Crémant (and perhaps the occasional cupcake from Cupcake Royale). For all its shops and restaurants, 34th Avenue often seems deserted, giving few reasons to linger in such a staid, upscale world.

Now Madrona's Bistro Turkuaz has settled into the neighborhood, joining Crémant as another place where you can happily dally over a bottle of wine and conversation. Turkuaz is as warm and welcoming a restaurant as you could ask for: a long, railroad car–skinny room with just 10 tables, copper-colored punched-tin ceilings, crimson and yellow walls, blond wood floors. A tiny set of stairs in the back leads to the kitchen, where you can catch glimpses of chef Ugur Oskay preparing her soul-warming, garlic-laden, perfectly seasoned home-style Turkish food. The cozy dining room is presided over by Oskay's daughter, Dila Bizel, easily Seattle's most charming waitress.

Follow Bizel's advice and start with a few of Turkuaz's appetizers, called meze, all of which come with thick, warm pita bread. Along with Middle Eastern standards like hummus ($7) and baba ghanoush ($7)—both of which are somehow creamier, smoother, and more subtle-tasting than any you've had before—Oskay offers lesser-known spreads and salads. Mucver ($8), pan-fried zucchini pancakes whose centers are pleasantly moist and soft, are topped with dollops of thick yogurt. Acuka ($9) is a smoky-sweet puree of roasted red peppers, walnuts, and garlic, brightened by lemon. It's not perfectly smooth, and a piece of pita or index finger dragged through it often yields a small, gratifying nutty crunch.

Turkuaz's entrées highlight marinated meats, hunks of which are skewered onto long metal sticks and grilled over direct flames before landing on the plate as kebabs. Kofte kebab ($15), meat patties made of ground beef and lamb, are spicy and satisfying, each served atop a slice of pita. If the kofte is a tad dry, a quick dip into the accompanying pot of cacik immediately remedies the situation. (A note on the omnipresent cacik, yogurt sauce made with cucumbers, garlic, dill, mint, and astringent sumac: For all its potent tang and garlic bite, it never gets old. Don't be surprised when you find yourself sopping it up with bread and meat, working it into nearly every bite.)

The Turkuaz Special ($20), a massive dish that masterfully brings together many of Turkuaz's different textures and flavors, actually is special. (As a bonus, your order is met with an approving and assuring eyebrow raise and smile from Bizel.) A skewer of grilled lamb chunks, slightly charred on the outside, flavorful and juicy on the inside, sits atop a warm bread salad made of patilican sole (roasted eggplant) and crusty, fluffy bites of chopped pita. It's dressed with the simplest sauce—plain chunks of tangy, high-quality tomatoes—and surrounded by pools of cacik. The dish—a pile of spicy meat; rich, earthy eggplant; pillowy pita; and bright tomatoes; all brought together by that magical yogurt sauce—is unforgettable.

Oskay's plating and presentation—perfect, symmetrical placement of pita and sauce, strategic dustings of parsley and sumac—is worth noting. It's certainly not necessary, considering the rustic, simple nature of the food; it feels more like a gesture to Turkuaz's clientele, wealthy neighborhood couples who come for a somber meal during which everyone speaks in restrained, hushed tones as a lethargic Norah Jones album plays in the background. While you can't fault a restaurant for catering to its neighborhood, Turkuaz sacrifices some vibrancy and joy in creating an "elegant" atmosphere. While my dining companion and I were thrilled by our meal, we found ourselves whispering the entire time. The lilting songs Bizel was humming to herself as she worked the room would have made a better soundtrack.

Toward the end of the night, when the Norah Jones album was over and the restaurant was nearly empty, a few family friends showed up. The energy changed immediately and dramatically for the better. Oskay came out of the kitchen and greeted us, followed by her son, and everyone sat around the table in the window, sipping liquor and snacking. "Let me know if you need anything else, but take your time," Bizel smiled. "Our friends are here now." Soon the restaurant was filled with laughter and loud conversation, and the place felt like it should. recommended

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1
We ate here a few months ago -- also great food. It wasn't as staid as the critic says, but that was before the Crash.
Posted by EH on November 26, 2008 at 8:06 PM · Report
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cant wait to try it. sounds like a winner. i live in the neighborhood and am sick of the pretentious (pricey/small portions) restaurants that dominate the scene. bring on a bagel shop or pizzeria now!
Posted by Meatball Man on November 27, 2008 at 9:15 AM · Report
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I found insect parts in my salad last Tuesday, and the staff was like "whatever" about it. I had to get up and walk out. They told me if I didn't pay, they would call the cops. Never again.
Posted by Kip Schoning on November 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM · Report
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I found insect parts in my salad last Tuesday, and the staff was like "whatever" about it. I had to get up and walk out. They told me if I didn't pay, they would call the cops. Never again.
Posted by Kip Schoning on November 28, 2008 at 10:44 AM · Report
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Yay! Angela's back! I missed reading your writing and getting excited about the cuisines you described- and the Stranger's food section was certainly lacking without your joyous dishing about food- you were missed-
Posted by Janet on November 29, 2008 at 3:54 PM · Report
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Kip, insect parts? Really? What kind of insect parts?
Posted by McGruber on November 30, 2008 at 9:37 PM · Report
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Probably recognized them as cockroach parts since he has tons of them in the houses he rents out.
Posted by ace_amf@yahoo.com on December 1, 2008 at 2:29 AM · Report
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Why in the world would you folks serve a cockroach like Schoning. Do you not know his reputation for spreading disease and filth from his slum rentals. If he indulged in a few bugs in his salad, you can bet it fell off of his clothing. Just chalk it up to a mild case of cannibalism and call the health department next time he comes in.
Posted by Sundowner on December 1, 2008 at 9:14 AM · Report
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"[E]asily Seattle's most charming waitress"? Is it "charming" to brush off eager diners by curtly telling them that no, they can't put their name on a list while they go two doors down for a warm place to sit/stand/get a drink even though there's nowhere to wait inside Bistro Turkuaz AND it's pouring cats and dogs outside??
Posted by neighborhood foodie on December 1, 2008 at 11:18 AM · Report
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A simple google search on Kip Schoning yields a disturbing thread.
Comments above indicate he is less a restaurant critic and more of a slumlord.
Pay him no mind.
Check out the restaurant for yourself.

Posted by old.frt on December 1, 2008 at 11:24 AM · Report
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I have to agree with neighborhood foodie, the friendly factor is BS, the staff is VERY cold.
Posted by Top Dom on December 6, 2008 at 11:04 AM · Report
12
Kip Schoning makes things up.
Posted by Kip Schoning on February 5, 2009 at 1:24 AM · Report
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Just thought we should chime in after so many absolutely wonderful meals at Bistro Turkuaz. . . Not only does hostess/waitress Dila have a refreshingly dry wit, she is kind, quick and thoughtful in her approach to customers. Ugur's menu never ceases to amaze us. Her soon to debut ultra tender lamb shank with roasted root vegetables is the best this well traveled foodie couple have ever tasted. Her Dolmas, Acuka and Baba are peerless appetizers worthy of entree status if ordered as a scrumptuous trio. Do yourself a favor and visit this neighborhood gem. It's another delicious reason to love eating out in Seattle.
Posted by Mr.Binqui & BB on February 12, 2009 at 9:57 PM · Report
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Well, I was VERY excited to treat my wife to an authentic Turkish meal... while asking her advice as to what wonderful delicacies to sample. My wife has lived all but the last two years of her life in Turkey, travelling to all parts and eating in hundreds upon hundreds of actual Turkish restaurants.
Saying that we were disappointed, is a forgiving understatement. The food wasn't much different than many dishes readily available from "non-Turkish" places.
To say that the waitress was "easily the most charming..." is an outright misrepresentation. She was cold, aloof and somewhat curt in manner. It didn't take my wife conversing with her and the owner/cook in their native Turkish for me to understand that they weren't the most friendly bunch.
My wife actually apologized to ME with regard to their cold manners, saying "Please don't judge all Turkish people by this experience", as I haven't yet had the opportunity to visit her extended family in Istanbul.
I do NOT wish them ill will. I HOPE they succeed. But, I'm hoping that in reading this, they will see where they have fallen short, and adjust accordingly. My wife wouldn't like that I've been so honest with this review... she's much too polite. I am however, honest.
Summary:
Decorative atmosphere: 4.5 of 5
Authentic Food Experience: 1.5 of 5
Cleanliness: 5 of 5
Hospitality Rating: 1 of 5
Value: 2 of 5
Overall Rating: 1.5 of 5
Bistro Turkuaz - Please take this review as an opportunity to improve in the necessary areas.
Those wondering whether they should go??? PLEASE give them a try and decide for yourself.
Posted by PleaseTryHarder on March 11, 2009 at 3:19 PM · Report
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Kip Schoning is 5 for 5 with negative "reviews". Where does he find the time for all his extra culinary nastiness as well as managing his thriving slum rental empire?

If he found an insect in his food it probably fell out of his nasty redneck ponytail.

Kip, you are a balding old guy, grow up and get a job already.
Posted by little monkey on April 1, 2009 at 10:18 PM · Report
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Why is Kip Schoning allowed to post what ever "thought" float through his tiny brain but if I post a comment or response it gets flagged? Apparently Kip can dish it but he can't take it. What a candy ass.
Posted by misty on April 2, 2009 at 11:46 PM · Report

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