Every year, chefs bring their best work to the adorably nerdy Seattle Edible Book Festival. Entries have to be inspired by a book, and they have to be fucking delicious. Most of the entries are cakes—but not all of them: Consider a Jesus Christ action figure shoved into a bowl of Froot Loops, which is obviously The Lord of the Rings. Past entries include The Girl with the Dragon Fondue, The Legend of Sleepy Challah, and A Game of Scones. Judges will determine the winners in various categories (I’ll be determining Worst Pun), and then everybody gets to eat. (Portage Bay Cafe, 391 Terry Ave N, ediblebook.org, 4 pm, $10 suggested)