ironvic

Location: Greater Seattle

Bio/Manifesto

My greatest wish is to go through life doing no harm and meeting good people worth talking to.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Poneman or Pavitt
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Let The Mystery Be
• What song do you never want to hear again?: The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Stewart -McDonald Catalog
• What keeps you up at night?: Good Sex
• What helps you sleep?: Good Sex
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Everybody's Reaching Out For Someone
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Down on my hairiest square inch
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jacques Cousteau
• What book have you read the most?: The Cruel Sea
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Cruel Sea
• What piece of art would you steal?: Mona Lisa
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Using apostrophe S when you're meaning plural
• What is your sweetest taboo?: BDSM and going down on sweet pussy

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Very Cool