Dec 25, 2015 ChrisJP commented on The Morning News: Christ Our Lord Is Born! 💫.
Where's the morning news that isn't about you?
May 31, 2013 ChrisJP commented on Is Amazon Trying to Reach Out to Independent Booksellers?.
@5 Definitely. "Nope! We aren't interested in working with the most successful online book seller ever! We are just about to turn things around."
Mar 12, 2013 ChrisJP commented on We Are Artificial Life.
There's a big difference between artificially-fixed nitrogen and "artificial nitrogen." Not sure what an artificial element would actually be. Artificially-sustained life might be a better term.
Mar 1, 2013 ChrisJP commented on Plastic Bag Ban Blamed for Theft Spike.
1. Don't let people use the bags while shopping.

2. Wash your bag (you know, like other fabric things that get dirty?).
Feb 5, 2013 ChrisJP commented on North Korean Video Shows US City Destroyed by Its Nuclear Weapons: "Somewhere in the United States, black clouds of smoke are billowing...".
Might be helpful to say at some point that this is not the video the headline and body are talking about.
Dec 10, 2012 ChrisJP commented on How Will Local Cannabis Businesses Manage Their Banking?.
Whoops I meant @1. But now that I read @2 that makes sense too.
Dec 10, 2012 ChrisJP commented on How Will Local Cannabis Businesses Manage Their Banking?.
@2 That's what I am wondering: aren't there state-level banks? Or are they all national now. Or am I just dumb for wondering that and it doesn't make any difference.

And if there is nearly as much money in this new industry as thought, won't some big banks be willing to devote the lawyer-hours to get in on that? It seems crazy that tobacco will send their doctors and lawyers to lobby anyone anywhere but big businesses are going to roll over and let little cash-only shops take the whole industry.
Oct 9, 2012 ChrisJP commented on The Dumbest Blog Post Ever Written About Seattle.
"...people who ride the bus in Seattle = half students/ half people going to/from work/ half insane smelly people..."

Three halves! That's how great the buses are - we can fit three halves on them!

Oct 4, 2012 ChrisJP commented on Democrats for Rob: A Different Kind of Republican.
Could you please tell us in what type of direction you plan on taking Washington? Perhaps in bold and repeated clumsily throughout every one of your policy positions?
Sep 21, 2012 ChrisJP commented on Benghazi Reelects Obama.
The State Department's "SEALs-to-Ambassador" retraining program is going well.